All I did was
Burn down our house
Blow up her car
Smack her in the mouth
All I did was
Spit in her face
Call her a disgrace
To the human race (and)

She Quit Me
Don't think she was justified
For a couple o' mistakes
Minor infractions
She Quit Me
Haven't seen her in weeks
She had me arrested
Our future looks bleak

All I did was
Drown her 3 cats
Shoot the 4 dogs
She got so upset
Looks to me like
She'd live and let live
She claims to be a Christian
Why can't she forgive

She Quit Me
Don't think she was justified
For a couple o' mistakes
Minor infractions
She Quit Me
Haven't seen her in weeks
She had me arrested
Our future looks bleak

Oh yeah!
I forgot something
I spent the night
With that 20-something

She Quit Me
Don't think she was justified
For a couple o' mistakes
Minor infractions
She Quit Me
Haven't seen her in weeks
She had me arrested
Our future looks bleak

Jim Colyer ascap
http://www.jimcolyer.com