If I Had
A Woman Like Her
I'd never cheat
Never cross her
I'd never lie
Never sass
Cos I know
She'd kick my ***

If I Had
A Woman Like Her
I'd be true
True to her
I'd be glad
To walk that line
Be so grateful
That she's mine

She'd arch that eyebrow
Gimme that look
And I'd shudder
Go by the book

If I Had
A Woman Like Her
I'd never cheat
Never cross her
Arms folded
Hand on her hip
She tears me up
I'm in her grip

Jim Colyer ascap