You too can have all 250,000 of Jim Colyer's greatest hits, 15,000 of which he wrote and posted yesterday. Who can forget these favorites:
Everything I Write Is Gold
Its All About Quantity
Every Syllable You Say Is A Song
or these classics:
I'll Post 5 Today and 7 Tomorrow
I Can't Be Lovin You Cause I'm Writing A Song
I Know You're Dying But Just Wait Till I Finish This Lyric
Why Is Nobody Replying When I Post 5 Songs A Day?
Plus you'll also receive all 75,000 of Jim's songs that were written just last weekend. Add to your collection with these special memories:
I Don't Know What You Mean "Less Is More"
I Woke Up With A Song In My Head And Ended Up Writing 80 Of Them
This Song's For You, All 6,000 Lines Of It
Am I Boring You With All These Songs?
If you call now you'll also receive Jim's best known song for no additional cost:
You're Just Jealous Cause Their All Classics
And this one:
I Just Brushed My Teeth, Hey Thats A Song!
So call now, and remember if you call before midnight we'll send you 1,000 Jim Coyler's songs a month for the next 50 years.
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