I know the names
Of the beautiful people
But I must say
I don't know them personally
I see them in the papers
See them on the news
I see them in movies
They give me the blues

I Hang With Weirdos
Nerds on the web
Dorks on the streets
Geeks on the net
If you're one of these
Well then hello
We'll be friends
I Hang With Weirdos

My friends are there
When I sing karaoke
Tattooed and pierced
But that's okay
I eat my dinner
At the Waffle House
My mother was a Gump
I live in the south

I Hang With Weirdos
Nerds on the web
Dorks on the streets
Geeks on the net
If you're one of these
Well then hello
We'll be friends
I Hang With Weirdos

I drive an 03
Nissan truck
Jump in, baby
I'll pick you up

I Hang With Weirdos
Nerds on the web
Dorks on the streets
Geeks on the net
If you're one of these
Well then hello
We'll be friends
I Hang With Weirdos

Jim Colyer ascap