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    SO MUCH BETTER (Amy Plummer)
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    He was right, I was wrong
    I was going, almost gone when you came
    He was up, I was down
    I was broken, on the ground when you came

    Now I'm with you every morning
    And I'm with you every night
    I'm feeling So Much Better
    Now that love is in my life

    He was good, I was bad
    It was all I ever had in the world
    I was lonely and afraid
    The mistakes I thought I made wouldn't go away

    But now you touch me every morning
    And I love you every night
    I'm feeling So Much Better
    Now that love is in my life

    I'm feeling So Much Better, believe me
    I never thought I could make a stand
    I couldn't find nothing to believe in
    And no one to understand

    He was right, I was wrong
    I was going, almost gone when you came

    Now I'm with you every morning
    And I'm with you every night
    I'm feeling So Much Better
    Now that love is in my life

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    Now you touch me every morning
    And I love you every night
    I'm feeling So Much Better
    Now that love is in my life
    I'm feeling So Much Better
    Now that love is in my life

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    SOMEDAY SHE'S GONNA WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR

    He sits alone
    On his couch
    Lights off
    By himself
    Rain falling
    Door open
    So peaceful
    He's hoping

    Someday She's Gonna
    Walk Through That Door
    Forget the bitter words
    She spoke before
    They'll be together
    Evermore
    Someday She's Gonna
    Walk Through That Door

    He mowed the lawn
    She came out
    Brought him tea
    From the house
    She'll come back
    When she does
    He'll give her
    All his love

    Someday She's Gonna
    Walk Through That Door
    Forget the bitter words
    She spoke before
    They'll be together
    Evermore
    Someday She's Gonna
    Walk Through That Door

    It was the stress
    Of raising kids
    Of his job
    Of paying bills

    Someday She's Gonna
    Walk Through That Door
    Forget the bitter words
    She spoke before
    They'll be together
    Evermore
    Someday She's Gonna
    Walk Through That Door

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    THEY ALWAYS COME BACK (Tribute To ABBA)

    Sunday morning
    Soaking in the tub
    Listening to ABBA
    Can't get enough
    Those songs are classics
    They fade for a while
    But always come back
    They always will

    They Always Come Back
    Those four young Swedes
    Bjorn, Benny, Agnetha, Frida
    Take a chance on me
    They Always Come Back
    Super troupers from Stockholm
    I'll always be a fan
    Lay all your love on me

    Fernando
    Mamma Mia
    SOS
    Chiquitita
    Honey Honey
    Waterloo
    Dancing Queen
    Voulez-Vous

    They Always Come Back
    Those four young Swedes
    Bjorn, Benny, Agnetha, Frida
    Take a chance on me
    They Always Come Back
    Super troupers from Stockholm
    I'll always be a fan
    Lay all your love on me

    Yes, ABBA
    I love you
    I do, I do
    I do, I do, I do

    They Always Come Back
    Those four young Swedes
    Bjorn, Benny, Agnetha, Frida
    Take a chance on me
    They Always Come Back
    Super troupers from Stockholm
    I'll always be a fan
    Lay all your love on me

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    WHY ASK WHY

    Everything changes
    I ask myself why
    But like cousin Larry says
    Why Ask Why
    Day becomes night
    Night becomes day
    We all have to die
    It's nature's way

    Why Ask Why
    When there's no answer
    When there's no response
    Not even a sign
    Why Ask Why
    Why pray to gods
    That never existed
    Except in our minds

    Everything changes
    Nothing can last
    But like cousin Larry says
    It's all so vast
    The earth goes around
    Around the sun
    A few short trips
    Our lives are done

    Why Ask Why
    When there's no answer
    When there's no response
    Not even a sign
    Why Ask Why
    Why pray to gods
    That never existed
    Except in our minds

    Cousin Larry
    He's a wise man
    If he can't explain it
    No one can

    Why Ask Why
    When there's no answer
    When there's no response
    Not even a sign
    Why Ask Why
    Why pray to gods
    That never existed
    Except in our minds

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    MAKE ME A STAR (female)

    Take me to the big time
    Put me on the stage
    I need a man who's
    Twice my age
    I've got the talent
    You've got the brains
    I'll be bigger than
    Shania Twain

    Make Me a Star
    Make Me A Star
    The whole world will know
    Who we are
    Get me pregnant
    In the back of your car
    Come on, come on
    Make Me A Star

    I can play the guitar
    I can write songs
    You've got connections
    Can't go wrong
    We'll hit the top
    Of the Billboard charts
    I've got that body
    I'll break some hearts

    Make Me a Star
    Make Me A Star
    The whole world will know
    Who we are
    Get me pregnant
    In the back of your car
    Come on, come on
    Make Me A Star

    I've got the looks
    I've got the body
    I've got ambition
    You've got the money

    Make Me a Star
    Make Me A Star
    The whole world will know
    Who we are
    Get me pregnant
    In the back of your car
    Come on, come on
    Make Me A Star

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    3 NIGHTS IN HONG KONG

    3 Nights In Hong Kong
    Make a humble man hard
    I know that island
    Like my own backyard
    Chinese women
    Have the hots for me
    I don't even have to
    Speak Chinese

    3 Nights In Hong Kong
    Make me a world traveler
    I love the night life
    I'm not a fence straddler
    Chinese beauties
    Coming on to me
    I met a hottie
    On Victoria Peak

    Her name is Suzie
    No, not Suzie Wong
    She's not from Wan Chai
    We're coming on strong

    3 Nights In Hong Kong
    Make a humble man hard
    I know this island
    Like my own backyard
    Sexy Suzie
    She's at my hotel
    We rode the Ferry
    She's under my spell

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    NO PEACE FOR THE WICKED

    I haven't been sleeping well
    Nightmares come to haunt me
    My body's so restless
    My arthritis taunts me
    It's the life I've lived
    That's made the difference
    I've got a bad conscience
    No Peace For The Wicked

    My grandmother said it
    And she knew me well
    I'm sure she thought
    I was going to hell
    She was probably right
    If such a place exists
    No hope for the devil
    No Peace For The Wicked

    Too much drink
    Too many women
    Too much taking
    Not enough giving

    I haven't been sleeping well
    Nightmares come to haunt me
    My body's so restless
    My arthritis taunts me
    I never killed anyone
    Couldn't get by with it
    I would've if I could've
    No Peace For The Wicked

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    FARRAH FAWCETT HAIR

    You're so beautiful
    You've got that smile
    Mind if I stop
    Talk for a while?
    Don't be alarmed
    If I seem to stare
    You've got that
    Farrah Fawcett Hair

    You're pure seventies
    You're such a delight
    Such an angel
    Your teeth are white
    My name's not Charlie
    But I still care
    You've got that
    Farrah Fawcett Hair

    This could be
    1977
    You could be
    a little piece of heaven

    In your bell bottoms
    You take me back
    You're like a dream
    You've got the knack
    Don't be alarmed
    If I seem to stare
    You've got that
    Farrah Fawcett Hair

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    THE LORD GIVETH, THE LORD TAKETH

    It seems that life
    Is half good and bad
    We divide our time
    Between happy and sad
    Up one minute
    Down the next
    Bottom line
    We're all hexed

    The Lord Giveth
    The Lord Taketh
    In the end
    The Lord faketh
    He shows us
    What we might have
    Takes it away
    Gives us the shaft

    Whether or not
    The Lord is real
    It's all the same
    It's a raw deal

    I don't believe
    In theology
    Still that nonsense
    Applies to me
    Woody called God
    An underachiever
    Just like me
    He's a nonbeliever

    The Lord Giveth
    The Lord Taketh
    In the end
    The Lord faketh
    He shows us
    What we might have
    Takes it away
    Gives us the shaft

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    ALL I WANT IS MONEY

    I don't care about women
    I don't believe in God
    So you'll understand
    I'll say it real loud

    All I Want Is Money
    All I Want Is Money
    All I Want Is Money
    All I Want Is Money

    I don't care about friends
    I don't care about love
    But when it comes to money
    I can't get enough

    All I Want Is Money
    All I Want Is Money
    All I Want Is Money
    All I Want Is Money

    Cash on the barrelhead
    That's what I want
    Cos I eat my meals
    In restaurants

    Keep those checks coming
    You know I bank online
    Direct deposit
    That money's all mine

    All I Want Is Money
    All I Want Is Money
    All I Want Is Money
    All I Want Is Money

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    SIGNS

    One's got a daddy
    and they're close
    He's possessive
    Won't let go
    Another's got a baby
    A two-year-old
    Got no husband
    There at home

    I know I'm gullible
    I know I'm a fool
    I've disregarded
    Every rule
    Ignoring the SIGNS
    When they're so plain
    Grasping at straws
    Again and again

    Gotta break free
    From these kinda women
    Gotta get smart
    Before I start winning

    She drinks like a fish
    Speaks of cocaine
    Spent time in rehab
    She might be insane
    She had some affairs
    Cheated on her man
    Grew up in Detroit
    In no man's land

    I know I'm gullible
    I know I'm a fool
    I've disregarded
    Every rule
    Ignoring the SIGNS
    When they're so plain
    Grasping at straws
    Again and again

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    OUTLIVE WILLIE

    I outlived Haggard
    I outlived Jones
    I carved their names
    Into those stones
    I outlived Waylon
    I outlived Conway
    I was there when
    They took them away

    My goal in life
    Is to Outlive Willie
    You may think I'm mean
    You may think I'm silly
    You may think I'm cold
    A little bit chilly
    My goal in life
    Is to Outlive Willie

    Willie was born
    nineteen thirty-three
    He's twelve years
    Older than me
    The good die young
    So I'm told
    To outlive Willie
    I'll have to grow old

    My goal in life
    Is to Outlive Willie
    You may think I'm mean
    You may think I'm silly
    You may think I'm cold
    A little bit chilly
    My goal in life
    Is to Outlive Willie

    I outlived Porter
    He had his day
    I outlived Cash
    He's in his grave

    My goal in life
    Is to Outlive Willie
    You may think I'm mean
    You may think I'm silly
    You may think I'm cold
    A little bit chilly
    My goal in life
    Is to Outlive Willie

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    NO WIN, NO LOSE SITUATION (female)

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    Well, I cut my losses up in Louisville
    And I headed back to the south
    That sweet-talking man nearly broke my will
    But he was nothing but mouth
    He turned my head when he spoke of marriage
    But I declined his invitation
    It's a No Win, No Lose Situation

    Well, it was going good for a little while
    I thought I had something to gain
    Then I caught him out with an old girl friend
    I had to use restraint
    The stakes were high, but I broke even
    It was coffee and conversation
    It's a No Win, No Lose Situation

    I put my Z28 on I-65
    Turned on the radio
    Chely was singing "Shut Up And Drive"
    And Georgia was calling me home

    I taught that gambler up in Louisville
    You don't hit on this Southern Belle
    That two-timing fool was moving in for the kill
    But he can go to hell
    I'm going home with my virtue intact
    Much to his frustration
    It's a No Win, No Lose Situation

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    I put my Z28 on I-65
    Turned on the radio
    Chely was singing "Shut Up And Drive"
    And Georgia was calling me home

    I taught that gambler up in Louisville
    You don't hit on this Southern Belle
    That two-timing fool was moving in for the kill
    But he can go to hell
    I'm going home with my virtue intact
    Much to his frustration
    It's a No-Win, No-Lose Situation
    It's a No-Win, No-Lose Situation

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    TIME

    Time is flowing
    Like water over Niagara
    My parents were younger
    Than I used to think
    The grave is calling
    Like a black hole in space
    Like Marty's devil woman
    As I stand on the brink

    Time means nothing
    Whether it's fast or slow
    Cos it goes either way
    We have no control
    They say time stops
    Inside a black hole
    And may travel backwards
    Inside a worm hole

    Some people wonder
    If time even exists
    I'm not Einstein
    I'm no scientist

    Time is flowing
    Like a Beatles or ABBA song
    My parents and grandmother
    They told me it would
    The grave is calling
    Like a black hole in space
    Like Marty's devil woman
    I'd avoid it if I could

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    NOTHING TO LOOK AT

    Nothing To Look At
    She's Got No Body
    Thin as a rake
    Lordy! Lordy!
    Hair's a mess
    Ugly as sin
    Ain't no telling
    Where she's been

    Nothing To Look At
    Got a big nose
    Teeth are crooked
    Panty line shows
    Looks like Hillary
    The morning after
    Pocahontas
    After the laughter

    She wants to dance
    Think I'll pass
    Got no boobs
    Got no ***

    Nothing To Look At
    She's Got No Body
    Thin as a rake
    Lordy! Lordy!
    I'm going home
    I'm outta here
    She's drunk
    Too much beer

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    HOLIDAYS MAKE ME LONELY

    New Year's Day
    It starts again
    Everything's closed
    Can't get in
    Then it's Easter
    You're insane
    If you think Jesus
    Rose from the grave

    Holidays Make Me Lonely
    I just stay in bed
    I don't go out
    I stay home instead
    Holidays Make Me Lonely
    Guess I'm out out touch
    Fireworks are a waste
    Fourth of July is rough

    Halloween
    It's such a joke
    Fools in masks
    Fools smoking dope
    I'd be thankful
    On Thanksgiving
    If they were here
    If they were with me

    Holidays Make Me Lonely
    I just stay in bed
    I don't go out
    I stay home instead
    Holidays Make Me Lonely
    Guess I'm out out touch
    Fireworks are a waste
    Fourth of July is rough

    Christmas is weird
    Jesus in a manger
    Santa in a sleigh
    Gets no stranger

    Holidays Make Me Lonely
    I just stay in bed
    I don't go out
    I stay home instead
    Holidays Make Me Lonely
    Guess I'm out out touch
    Fireworks are a waste
    Fourth of July is rough

    I miss my son
    I miss my mother
    I miss my wife
    I miss my father

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    PEOPLE COME AND GO

    People Come And Go
    In a big old city
    It's a darn shame
    It's a real pity
    Think you know someone
    Look around and they're gone
    That's how it works
    Bring on the next one

    Women come and go
    And I've had some losers
    Had a few good ones
    But most were users
    They took what they could
    Slipped out the door
    Right through my fingers
    Guess they wanted more

    Wish I had someone
    In my life
    I never see
    The same face twice

    People Come And Go
    In a big old city
    It's a darn shame
    It's a real pity
    No way to commit
    Although I'd like to
    That's how I feel
    Sitting here with you

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    SICK MAN

    I check em out in the bars
    I check em out on the bus
    Dreaming of heavenly sex
    I can't disguise my lust
    Sometimes they catch me looking
    And I quickly turn my head
    Pretend I didn't notice
    But I want them in my bed

    I'm a Sick Man
    Want every woman I see
    As long as they're in their 20s
    And way too young for me
    I'm a Sick Man
    Some would call me pervert
    Want everything in blouses
    High heels and skirts

    I love to see their cleavage
    I love to gawk at their legs
    They sure give me a rise
    They sure give me a raise
    I watch them when they move
    Watch them wiggle their hips
    But I quickly turn my head
    They don't see me lick my lips

    I'm a Sick Man
    Want every woman I see
    As long as they're in their 20s
    And way too young for me
    I'm a Sick Man
    Some would call me pervert
    Want everything in blouses
    High heels and skirts

    No wonder my wife left
    No way I could settle down
    I'd like to screw
    Half the women in town

    I'm a Sick Man
    Want every woman I see
    As long as they're in their 20s
    And way too young for me
    I'm a Sick Man
    Some would call me pervert
    Want everything in blouses
    High heels and skirts

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    YOU KEEP ME SATISFIED

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    You've given me a home
    You've done it all for me
    Made heaven here on earth
    In Nashville, Tennessee

    Everytime you give your love
    I'm so happy I could cry
    I want you to know
    You Keep Me Satisfied

    You're working for our child
    I respect you for that
    Growing old together
    That's where it's at

    Everytime you come to me
    I feel so warm inside
    I want you to know
    You Keep Me Satisfied

    As we celebrate
    Each anniversary
    I'll be your perfect mate
    If this country girl can be

    Cos everytime you give your love
    The joy can't be denied
    I want you to know
    You Keep Me Satisfied

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    FALSE NARRATIVE

    She said I was jealous
    Of our year-old son
    Of course it was a lie
    He was the main one
    I put him through college
    Put him in my will
    Put him above myself
    And I always will

    False Narrative
    That's what she gave her lawyer
    False Narrative
    That's what she told the judge
    False Narrative
    Driven by her parents
    False Narrative
    The woman wouldn't budge

    She said I wouldn't work
    Called me a lazy bum
    Of course it wasn't true
    She beat it like a drum
    I did the best I could
    From the day I was hired
    And looked for another job
    The day I got fired

    False Narrative
    That's what she gave her lawyer
    False Narrative
    That's what she told the judge
    False Narrative
    Driven by her parents
    False Narrative
    The woman wouldn't budge

    It's been a long time
    And our son is grown
    I never remarried
    I live on my own

    False Narrative
    That's what she gave her lawyer
    False Narrative
    That's what she told the judge
    False Narrative
    Driven by her parents
    False Narrative
    The woman wouldn't budge

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