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    Default Jim Colyer

    Yes, I'm married
    And have two kids
    But I don't care
    I've got to have you
    You're so sexy
    So beautiful
    My wife won't know
    What we do

    I've Got To Have You
    Meet me at the hotel
    We'll get a room
    We won't tell
    I've Got To Have You
    You'll be my lover
    You'll be my mistress
    I can't get enough

    I'm not rich
    But I've got money
    I'll be rich
    When you're my honey
    My wife is stupid
    She'll never know
    Please say yes
    Come on, let's go

    I've Got To Have You
    Meet me at the hotel
    We'll get a room
    We won't tell
    I've Got To Have You
    You'll be my lover
    You'll be my mistress
    I can't get enough

    I'll admit it
    I'm in love with sex
    Whenever I'm horny
    I'll send you a text

    I've Got To Have You
    Meet me at the hotel
    We'll get a room
    We won't tell
    I've Got To Have You
    You'll be my lover
    You'll be my mistress
    I can't get enough

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    Default Listening To Girl Crush

    Sitting in Waffle House
    Listening to Girl Crush
    On the juke box
    Gives me a rush
    Listening to Kimberly
    Listening to Fairchild
    Those two women
    Drive me wild

    Listening To Girl Crush
    On the juke box
    Karen Fairchild
    What a fox!
    I'll go home
    Get my rocks
    Listening To Girl Crush
    On the juke box

    Sipping their coffee
    Listening To Girl Crush
    That country song
    Went through the roof
    It made a million
    For Little Big Town
    The kings and queens
    Of Nashville town

    Listening To Girl Crush
    On the juke box
    Karen Fairchild
    What a fox!
    I'll go home
    Get my rocks
    Listening To Girl Crush
    On the juke box

    I wanna taste your lips
    Have sex with you
    Drown myself
    In your perfume

    Listening To Girl Crush
    On the juke box
    Karen Fairchild
    What a fox!
    I'll go home
    Get my rocks
    Listening To Girl Crush
    On the juke box

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    Default Misery City

    There's A Place
    Where losers go
    When their lovers
    Put them down
    You guessed it
    You know it
    It's that southern
    Music town

    Misery City
    Nashville, Tennessee
    Self-pity
    For you and me
    Misery City
    Nashville, Tennessee
    How miserable
    Do you wanna be

    It's the home
    Of guitar players
    Country singers
    And writers
    It's the place
    Where broken hearts
    Try to make
    A new start

    Misery City
    Nashville, Tennessee
    Self-pity
    For you and me
    Misery City
    Nashville, Tennessee
    How miserable
    Do you wanna be

    I try to drown my misery
    Down on lower Broad
    Try to sell my sad sad songs
    In a place called Music Row

    Misery City
    Nashville, Tennessee
    Self-pity
    For you and me
    Misery City
    Nashville, Tennessee
    How miserable
    Do you wanna be

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    Default How Did You Do That?

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    You must be some kind of magician
    You know every trick in the book
    You broke down all my defenses
    With just one look
    You turned my head
    You stole my heart
    Pulled a rabbit from your hat
    How Did You Do That?

    Did you learn your skills in Las Vegas?
    Sawing pretty young women in two
    Did you hypnotize the ladies?
    With what you do
    You moved right in
    Took what you need
    Baby, you're a real cool cat
    How Did You Do That?

    How did you make me fall in love?
    Was I such an easy kill?
    How did you take me for a fool?
    Against my will

    There must've been an ace up your sleeve
    I should've known that the cards were stacked
    You knew just when to leave
    You never looked back
    And here I sit
    Mystified
    By your disappearing act
    How Did You Do That?

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    How did you make me fall in love?
    Was I such such an easy kill?
    How did you take me for a fool?
    Against my will

    There've must've been an ace up your sleeve
    I should've known that the cards were stacked
    You knew just when to leave
    You never looked back
    And here I sit
    Mystified
    By your disappearing act
    How Did You Do That?
    How Did You Do That?

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    Default Lonely Friday

    Time slips away
    So do we
    We're at the end
    Of another week
    Weeks mean nothing
    Nothing at all
    It's Friday night
    April Fool's

    Lonely Friday
    Sitting alone
    On my couch
    Writing a song
    Lonely Friday
    Pen in hand
    Lonely life
    Lonely man

    Two years ago
    This very night
    Was when we met
    It felt so right
    It didn't last
    Who knows why
    Who knows anything
    We live and die

    Lonely Friday
    Sitting alone
    On my couch
    Writing a song
    Lonely Friday
    Pen in hand
    Lonely life
    Lonely man

    I'll wake tomorrow
    It's Saturday
    Tonight I'll cry
    These blues away

    Lonely Friday
    Sitting alone
    On my couch
    Writing a song
    Lonely Friday
    Pen in hand
    Lonely life
    Lonely man

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    Default Donald Trump

    Talking head
    Motor mouth
    Rhetoric
    Headed south
    Senator
    Suit and tie
    Bunch o' crap
    Pack o' lies

    Donald Trump
    Make your stand
    Make America
    Great again
    Donald Trump
    You're the man
    Make a change
    Save our land

    Democrat
    Republican
    All the same
    Congressman
    Making fools
    Of us all
    Making hay
    Making laws

    Donald Trump
    Make your stand
    Make America
    Great again
    Donald Trump
    You're the man
    Make a change
    Save our land

    Establishment
    Down the drain
    Outsiders
    Save the day

    Donald Trump
    Make your stand
    Make America
    Great again
    Donald Trump
    You're the man
    Make a change
    Save our land

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    Default I Used To Be Famous

    I'm Chuck Barris
    I did the Gong Show
    Who I am now
    Nobody knows
    I'm Dan Quayle
    Vice-president
    Now I'm forgotten
    Money all spent

    I Used To Be Famous
    Used to be somebody
    I used to be known
    Now I'm nobody
    I Used To Be Famous
    Important too
    Carried some weight
    Now I'm like you

    I'm Brigitte Bardot
    I made heads turn
    Now I'm ugly
    Live and learn
    I'm Barry Gibb
    Last of the Bee Gees
    Only a few
    Remember me

    I Used To Be Famous
    Used to be somebody
    I used to be known
    Now I'm nobody
    I Used To Be Famous
    Important too
    Carried some weight
    Now I'm like you

    You know me
    I'm Kirk Douglas
    Come December
    I'll be a hundred

    I Used To Be Famous
    Used to be somebody
    I used to be known
    Now I'm nobody
    I Used To Be Famous
    Important too
    Carried some weight
    Now I'm like you

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    Default Firestarter

    She's hot as hell
    In her high heel shoes
    Short tight skirt
    She's looking at you
    Don't just sit there
    Make your move
    Find your mojo
    Find your groove

    She's a Firestarter
    Makes them sparks fly
    Starts out slow
    Then flames rise high
    Firestarter
    Here comes the smoke
    Rubbing them sticks
    Stroke stroke stroke

    She'll burn you up
    Set you on fire
    Teach you the meaning
    Of desire
    Teach you the meaning
    Of lust
    Now she's looking
    At both of us

    She's a Firestarter
    Makes them sparks fly
    Starts out slow
    Then flames rise high
    Firestarter
    Here comes the smoke
    Rubbing them sticks
    Stroke stroke stroke

    She blazes
    What a catch!
    Catalyst
    She's a match

    She's a Firestarter
    Makes them sparks fly
    Starts out slow
    Then flames rise high
    Firestarter
    Here comes the smoke
    Rubbing them sticks
    Stroke stroke stroke

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    Default Even I Can Sing The Blues

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    Well, I met you
    And it seemed like
    It would just go on forever
    Everything we touched turned to gold
    We had our run
    Our day in the sun
    Now it's our turn to lose
    Even I, Even I Can Sing The Blues

    I begged you
    And I pleaded
    But you went out and found another woman
    You're the kind of man who's just gotta have it all the time
    You left me lonely
    You left me with a baby
    Now I'm way down in my shoes
    Even I, Even I Can Sing The Blues

    Even a white girl can sing the blues
    I've gotta crawl back to mom and dad
    They're gonna say we told you so
    They're gonna say we knew he was bad
    They're gonna make me find a job
    They're gonna say he made a fool out of you
    Even I, Even I Can Sing The Blues

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    Well, I met you
    And it seemed like
    It would just go on forever
    Everything we touched turned to gold
    We had our run
    Our day in the sun
    Now it's my turn to lose
    Even I, Even I Can Sing The Blues
    Even a white girl born with a silver spoon can sing the blues

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    Default The Future

    You might quit
    Challenges never do
    They keep coming
    Straight at you
    It doesn't matter
    What you did today
    Tomorrow is coming
    Like a freight train

    The Future
    Will track you down
    Back you in a corner
    Knock you to the ground
    The Future
    Will eat you alive
    If you're unprepared
    If you're too shy

    I gave up
    When my marriage fell apart
    It took a while
    To make a new start
    I'm no prophet
    But I know one thing
    We can be sure
    What tomorrow will bring

    The Future
    Will track you down
    Back you in a corner
    Knock you to the ground
    The Future
    Will eat you alive
    If you're unprepared
    If you're too shy

    Cover your bases
    And hope for the best
    Let your destiny
    Do the rest

    The Future
    Will track you down
    Back you in a corner
    Knock you to the ground
    The Future
    Will eat you alive
    If you're unprepared
    If you're too shy

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    Default I Wasn't Really A Nerd

    I Wasn't Really A Nerd
    Though I had tendencies
    Maverick was my TV show
    Got into astronomy
    Had my movie magazines
    Beat off to Julie Newmar
    Had my baseball cards
    Croquet in the backyard

    I Wasn't Really A Nerd
    Though some might call me geek
    I took three years of Latin
    Which I never learned to speak
    I was into Top 40
    Beat off to Juliet Prowse
    Been dead twenty years
    And those legs still arouse

    I finally kissed a girl
    When I was 17
    My sister's friend
    Her name was Jean

    I Wasn't Really A Nerd
    Though I had tendencies
    Maverick was my TV show
    Got into astronomy
    Followed the New York Yankees
    Played second base
    Embarrassed by
    Pimples on my face

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    Default Take Me To Cancun

    TAKE ME TO CANCUN
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    Take Me To Cancun
    Take me to the moon
    Take me anywhere
    As long as you are there
    Take me real soon
    On a Yucatan vacation
    Take me
    Take Me To Cancun

    All my friends have been there
    And I'm starting to feel left out
    I wanna know first hand
    What they're talking about
    I wanna feel that breeze
    And lay back in the sun
    Go swimming in the ocean
    We'll be having fun

    Take Me To Cancun
    Take me to the moon
    Take me anywhere
    As long as you are there
    Take me real soon
    On a Yucatan vacation
    Take me
    Take Me To Cancun

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    Realizing our ambitions
    As beachcombing bums
    Living on love
    Living on crumbs
    Strumming our guitars
    Gazing at the stars
    Sleeping all day
    And drinking Malibu Rum

    Take Me To Cancun
    Take me to the moon
    Take me anywhere
    As long as you are there
    Take me real soon
    On a Yucatan vacation
    Take me
    Take Me To Cancun
    Take me
    Take Me To Cancun

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    Default Preacher's Daughter

    I grew up in the church
    Three times a week
    Learned how to pray
    Soon as I could speak
    Jesus saved my soul
    When I was ten
    I love Jesus
    He died for my sins

    I'm a Preacher's Daughter
    Baptized with Holy Water
    In my daddy's congregation
    Glad I'm a Christian
    Slain in the Spirit
    I wouldn't change it
    I'm a Preacher's Daughter
    Baptized with Holy Water

    I've read the Bible
    Cover to cover
    I can preach too
    I can quote scripture
    I've been cleansed
    Lost and found
    Saved by the blood
    I'm heaven bound

    I'm a Preacher's Daughter
    Baptized with Holy Water
    In my daddy's congregation
    Glad I'm a Christian
    Slain in the Spirit
    I wouldn't change it
    I'm a Preacher's Daughter
    Baptized with Holy Water

    I'll give myself
    To a God-fearing man
    Like my daddy
    He'll follow God's plan

    I'm a Preacher's Daughter
    Baptized with Holy Water
    In my daddy's congregation
    Glad I'm a Christian
    Slain in the Spirit
    I wouldn't change it
    I'm a Preacher's Daughter
    Baptized with Holy Water

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    Default The Tattooed Dope Addicts

    Our favorite band
    Is playing tonight
    Gonna rock the house
    Rock it right
    Screaming in tune
    Covered in ink
    Death metal
    They sure stink

    The Tattooed Dope Addicts
    High on cocaine
    The Tattooed Dope Addicts
    Got no brain
    The Tattooed Dope Addicts
    Pierced and wired
    The Tattooed Dope Addicts
    They're inspired

    They're high on meth
    Gonna blow your mind
    Giving high fives
    And hook 'em signs
    Roll on the floor
    Set the place on fire
    Another Great White
    If you so desire

    The Tattooed Dope Addicts
    High on cocaine
    The Tattooed Dope Addicts
    Got no brain
    The Tattooed Dope Addicts
    Pierced and wired
    The Tattooed Dope Addicts
    They're inspired

    They're KISS and Slipknot
    Rolled into one
    We'll be deaf
    When the concert's done

    The Tattooed Dope Addicts
    High on cocaine
    The Tattooed Dope Addicts
    Got no brain
    The Tattooed Dope Addicts
    Pierced and wired
    The Tattooed Dope Addicts
    They're inspired

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    Default This Could Be Hell

    I'm starting to think
    This Could Be Hell
    It's sure not heaven
    That much I know
    It's the little things
    That drive me crazy
    Like getting up at night
    And stubbing my toe

    I'm starting to think
    This Could Be Hell
    Dogs and police
    Everywhere I go
    Can't get through a door
    Without someone there
    They walk on top of me
    Cos I walk so slow

    My greatest fear
    Is reincarnation
    To be recycled
    With no salvation

    I'm starting to think
    This Could Be Hell
    To die an infinite
    Number of deaths
    To watch my parents
    Again and again
    Grow old and die
    On this accursed earth

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    Default Old Time Country Song

    Pam sings this traditional tear jerker.
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    Took your picture off the wall the day you left me
    Said I didn't want to see your face again
    But my emotions must be playing tricks on me
    Cos I'm right back where I've really always been

    Missing you and thinking 'bout those good times
    Missing you and dreaming of what we had
    Thinking of how we lasted for so long
    Just like the words of An Old Time Country Song

    Sold your ring at the pawn shop down on Broadway
    Put my collar to the wind and headed home
    Told our friends I'll be better off without you
    But the loneliness and heartaches linger on

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    Missing you and thinking 'bout those good times
    Missing you and dreaming of what we had
    Thinking of how we lasted for so long
    Just like the words of An Old Time Country Song
    Just like the words of An Old Time Country Song

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    Default Strike While The Iron Is Hot

    You gotta be like a rattlesnake
    Coiled and ready to strike
    You gotta be a heavyweight boxer
    Trained and ready to fight
    If you want that girl, let her know
    Kiss her on the first date
    Tell her you're taking her home
    Else it will be too late

    Strike While The Iron Is Hot
    The opportunity won't last
    Strike While The Iron Is Hot
    The iron cools off real fast
    Strike While The Iron Is Hot
    Before the iron turns to rust
    Strike While The Iron Is Hot
    Before her love turns to lust

    No second thoughts, make your move
    Can't leave nothing to chance
    There's not a minute to lose
    She's looking for romance

    Strike While The Iron Is Hot
    The opportunity won't last
    Strike While The Iron Is Hot
    The iron cools off real fast
    Strike While The Iron Is Hot
    Before the iron turns to rust
    Strike While The Iron Is Hot
    Before her love turns to lust

    If you want that girl
    In your bed
    Get in her pants
    Get in her head

    Strike While The Iron Is Hot
    The opportunity won't last
    Strike While The Iron Is Hot
    The iron cools off real fast
    Strike While The Iron Is Hot
    Before the iron turns to rust
    Strike While The Iron Is Hot
    Before her love turns to lust

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    Default Fat Family

    Peas in a pod
    Reflecting each other
    Brother, sister
    Father, mother
    Twelve hundred pounds
    If they're an ounce
    When they walk
    They almost bounce

    The Fat Family
    Bring on the beef
    The Fat Family
    Got the same genes
    The Fat Family
    All that blubber
    The Fat Family
    They're like rubber

    Birds of a feather
    Attract each other
    Fat couples
    Hanging together
    Never popular
    When at school
    But when they sing
    They're so cool

    The Fat Family
    Bring on the beef
    The Fat Family
    Got the same genes
    The Fat Family
    All that blubber
    The Fat Family
    They're like rubber

    Never on a diet
    They love to eat
    Throw the scales out
    Bring on the meat

    The Fat Family
    Bring on the beef
    The Fat Family
    Got the same genes
    The Fat Family
    All that blubber
    The Fat Family
    They're like rubber

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    Default Age Is Just A Number

    So what if you're in a nursing home
    So what if you're in a coma
    So what if you had a stroke
    So what if you're ready to choke
    So what if you've got arthritis
    So what if you've got diabetes
    So what if you've got pneumonia
    So what if you've got dementia

    Age Is Just A Number
    It means nothing
    Long as you're young at heart
    Age Is Just A Number

    So what if you're bent double
    So what if you've got shingles
    So what if you're on a walker
    So what if you're in a diaper
    So what if you have an infection
    So what if you're on medication
    So what if you lost your hearing
    So what if you've got leprosy

    Age Is Just A Number
    It means nothing
    Long as you're young at heart
    Age Is Just A Number

    So what if you're going blind
    Only your family wants you to die

    Age Is Just A Number
    It means nothing
    Long as you're young at heart
    Age Is Just A Number

    Age Is Just A Number
    It means nothing
    You'll live past a hundred
    Age Is Just A Number

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    Default I Keep Falling In Love

    I guess I'm gullible
    A fool about my money
    I keep getting taken
    By sweet, young honeys
    I still haven't learned
    What every man should know
    From the first grade on
    About white trash hoes

    I Keep Falling In Love
    With no good women
    I Keep Falling In Love
    With country singers
    I Keep Falling In Love
    With femme fatales
    I Keep Falling In Love
    With Broadway Jezebels

    I guess I could name them
    But you know who they are
    They're all on my website
    And none of them stars
    It seems I learned nothing
    From the Maverick brothers
    And how they got fleeced
    By Samantha Crawford

    I Keep Falling In Love
    With no good women
    I Keep Falling In Love
    With country singers
    I Keep Falling In Love
    With femme fatales
    I Keep Falling In Love
    With Broadway Jezebels

    I'm gonna change
    Starting right now
    No more hussies
    Please show me how

    I Keep Falling In Love
    With no good women
    I Keep Falling In Love
    With country singers
    I Keep Falling In Love
    With femme fatales
    I Keep Falling In Love
    With Broadway Jezebels

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