I heard a wonderful song on the radio, to the tune of "It's Amore", poking fun at lawyers. The last line is, "Nothing looks quite so good as a Doberman would on a lawyer!" Can anyone identify the song?
(I myself am a lawyer, and I regard my profession as honorable so long as it's practiced honorably -- I would not poke fun at lawyers per se any more, or less, than I'd poke fun at plumbers per se. But I do try to keep a sense of humor, and funny is funny.)


