Can someone please write out the spoken Russian in this video? Thanks
Link: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=AVSm6JCthC4
Can someone please write out the spoken Russian in this video? Thanks
Link: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=AVSm6JCthC4
From link:
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xlovexdiesxlast (1 month ago)
i dont understand the joke D: someone explain?
FloLovesTatu (2 weeks ago)
because turtles are so slow, it takes them 8 years to get married and then the male turtle is almost dying (because it took so long to get married) so he says like: I need to f*ck you right now, I'm almost dying. but then the female turtle just has her period so she can't f*ck. Sorry if my english is bad :P hope u understand now
From me:
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Two turtles meet together for a long time, they live together. Once...
Turtle-man said: "I want you as I fit to die of passion"
Turtle-Female said "You are stupid! I can't make love with you until we are not married"
TM: "Let's marry now!"
TF: "I can't marry with you until I've not got a parent's blessing"
TM: "Ok let's go to your parents!"
They crawled to parents for 3 years, then they crawled to church for 5 years, then they were mariied, then
TM aksed: "Here!!! Right Now!!!"
Turtle-Female said "I can't make love with you NOW 'cos I've got century-long monthlies now!"
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Две черепахи живут вместе, т.е. встречаются очень давно.
Однажды одна черепаха-мужчина говорит другой:
-Хочу [тебя] очень, умираю просто.
-Ты что с ума сошел! До свадьбы нельзя ни в коем случае!
-Ну так давай пойдем поженимся...
-Нет я не могу выйти за тебя замуж пока не получу благословление от родителей
-Ну, хорошо, пойдем к твоим родителям
Три года они ползли до родителей, потом пять лет ползли до церкви, где их обвенчали.
Затем он говорит ей:
- Все давай прямо здесь и прямо сейчас! Я уже так хочу тебя, просто умираю..
-Неет, теперь у меня "вековые" начались...
With respect. Mikhail.
Human needs human...(c)Stanislaw Lem