(cough cough) ahum

would every please rises for the honorable judge west
(honrorable yer right ) (laught)

docket number 613 the case of C.I.D

mr cid you have choses to act as ur own attorney
will the prosecution please proceed
i like to read out a statment the accused gave

am C.I.D a criminal in disguise
a robber under cover
am like batman and robin the reversed version
i think i got am bad case of mpd like me myslef and irene

i can be anything i wanna be
a butcher
a baker
a candle stick maker
not even my own mother ad recognise me
i could even be the person sitting next to you
in fact everyone stop an take look to the left of you
oh my god it him its cid
are you sure look again
hay were did he go am sure it was him

am C.I.D a criminal in disguise
a robber undercover
am like batman and robin the reversed version
i think i got a bad case of mpd like me myself irene

if you see someone going through your rubbish bin
dont worrie stealin your identity
tonite micheal am going to be mr white
and oh look hes the manager of new hsbc
i even got his old photo id

am C.I.D a criminal in disguise
a robber undercover
am like batman and robin the reversed version
i think i got a bad case of mpd like me myself and irene

and would have got crime everybody through it was him
until they discover the finger prints i left on the till
but i dont bother me that they caught me
ill just plead insanity
spend 6 month in the funny farm and then be free (laughing )

(bang bang bang)(judges hammer)

can i have some order in the court please

so mr C.I.D how do you plead

insanity

6 month in the funny farm (bang ) (judges hammer)

balif take him away

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