what does this mean??

Лыжа сдала влада вдул ВДВ лужи Влад талых ждут дату двзуз уйду

Uhm, not much actually. The words are not connected to each other.
Лыжа - a ski
сдала - returned (in the sentence "SHE has returned")
влада - a version of a name Vlad
вдул - blew into (in sentence HE blew into), could be a taboo word also
ВДВ - airborne troops
лужи - water pools
Влад - a name Vlad
талых - a form of the word "талый" - melted
ждут - waiting (THEY are)
дату - a date
двзуз - has no meaning
уйду - (I will) go (away)

Бредятина какая-то. Интересно, откуда взялся данный текст?

I guess it's something like a tongue-twister)