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Please could somebody translate what it's written in these three pictures? I know it's not hard, but i have other things on my mind right now...

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Here is the first picture!

1- what do you like to call me ?
2- what did you say when you saw me for the first time ?
3- which relationship is between us?
4- how much do you know me (very good - normal - you don't know me?)
5- do you know what the most thing that makes me upset ?
6- do you know who is my best friend ?
7- what do you want to gift me ?
8- what is the good something that I don't have ? (in personality)
9- what is the most thing that I like to do ?
10- Am I shy, or social ?
11- have you ever seen me crying ? and why ?(what was the reason)
12- which song that reminds you of me ?
13- something happens always reminds you of me?
14- what is the thing that can make you be upset with me ?
15- what is the trait in my character\personality ?
16- something you wanted to tell me, but you couldn't ?
17- Now, you can say whatever you want.

I am finally here and can thank you properly!

So, THANK YOU very much for the translation!

2 married guyes for 20 years, decided to spend summer on beach, at the same hotel they had spent their honey moon, long time ago.
But the wife was busy, so she agreed with her husband, that he'll go alone and she'll come after him in 2 days.
The husband reached the hotel, entered the room, and found a computer connecting to the web.
and so he decided to send his wife an e-mail, telling her that he's ok.
After he wrote the mail, and when he was typing the address, he wrote a wrong address, so sure the mail went to another person.
It was a coincidence that the address he wrote was for a widow lady, who was just coming back from her hasband's obsequy, who passed away at the same day.
The widow lady, opened her e-mail to check the condolences massages.
She falled on ground unconsciously, at the mmoment her sone, entered the room, who tried to rescue her in all means but he couldn't.
The son looked at the computer and read the following message:
Dear wife, I arrived safely. You might be surprized because you'll know my news via e-mail, because nowadays they have, computers, and one can send his news to his family and lovers day by day.
I arrived an hour ago, and made sure that they'd prepared everything.
One thing remained, is you to come here after 2 days.
I miss you so much and I wish to see you. I hope your trip will be as fast as mine.
P.S. it's not necessarily to bring too much clothes with you, because, it's too hot here, like hell.

It's a kind of joke ofcourse.

and here's my p.s., please excuse my tenses, I feel like I'm forgeting teneses... I should have a review over English grammar, Uff what a memory

Oh I like the last one !

Originally Posted by Oriee

The son looked at the computer and read the following message:
Dear wife, I arrived safely. You might be surprized because you'll know my news via e-mail, because nowadays they have, computers, and one can send his news to his family and lovers day by day.
I arrived an hour ago, and made sure that they'd prepared everything.
One thing remained, is you to come here after 2 days.
I miss you so much and I wish to see you. I hope your trip will be as fast as mine.
P.S. it's not necessarily to bring too much clothes with you, because, it's too hot here, like hell.

Oh my God! I loved it!



Thank you very much!

Originally Posted by Oriee

and here's my p.s., please excuse my tenses, I feel like I'm forgeting teneses... I should have a review over English grammar, Uff what a memory

Don't worry about that! Your translation was great!

@ Layla:
You're so welcome...
Thank you, but truely I feel that I have to have a revision

@ Tahira
Yes, it's nice.

THe widow lady has the right to have a coma

the last one was soo hilarious o my!!!