can any one transelate these for me thanks in advance it's important

δεν σας βίασαν οι μαύροι

πρέπε να το φανταστώ λυσσάρες!

κάναμε καλο δίδυμο

είναι κοντός για σένα είπαμε

τελικά δεν είναι τόσο κοντός...σήμερα με τακούνια μου ρίχνε λίγο...λίγο όμως

tou tin epeses?

oxi...edw mou elege h Hrw na pame na tou milhsoume kai ntrepomoun!!!

exw allaksei telika

einai kai ligo terastios kai kolwsa!!

min se deirei?

oxi re paidi mou...e se pianei ena deossss

e imarton

o idios o theos katevike pia

ela re ta paralew ki egw

basika den einai kai toso kouklos...exei kai mutonga

e o anthropos einai kakasximos loipon

Lol, that's a funny conversation :P Of course, since it is informal chat there is slang that cannot be exactly translated. Anyway, I did the best I could.


δεν σας βίασαν οι μαύροι
didn't the black guys rape you
πρέπε να το φανταστώ λυσσάρες!
I should have thought of that, you horny girls!
κάναμε καλο δίδυμο
We were a nice couple
είναι κοντός για σένα είπαμε
he is too short for you, we said that
τελικά δεν είναι τόσο κοντός...σήμερα με τακούνια μου ρίχνε λίγο...λίγο όμως
after all he is not too short...today with the high heels he was a little bit taller than me...a little bit only though
tou tin epeses?
Did you hit on him?

oxi...edw mou elege h Hrw na pame na tou milhsoume kai ntrepomoun!!!
no...Iro was telling me to go and talk to him and I was ashamed!!!
exw allaksei telika
(It seems that) I have changed

einai kai ligo terastios kai kolwsa!!
he is also kinda huge and I lacked the courage!!
min se deirei?
(were you afraid) of him hitting you?
oxi re paidi mou...e se pianei ena deossss
no dude...eh, it inspires you awe

e imarton
come on
o idios o theos katevike pia
it's not like god came down from heaven
ela re ta paralew ki egw
ok, I am exaggerating
basika den einai kai toso kouklos...exei kai mutonga
basically he is not so handsome.. and he has a huge nose

e o anthropos einai kakasximos loipon
so the man is totally ugly then