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  1. LILAusty said:

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    its me im little Austy the best MC that you'll ever damn see,
    there's no one out there that is better than me,
    im here to start shining,
    so turn on a beat and ill start rhyming,
    im lyrically and empirically gifted,
    no girl around me feels so drifted,
    they undress me with them sexy eyes,
    as they ride me in-between them tree truck thighs,
    as I rhyme my name your heads drop in shame
    my flows are like a nuclear weapon
    and cause a disaster when im in the middle of rappin
    im hotter than the earths core,
    ive been beating more people than the first world war,
    im little austy and its hard to loose,
    my lyrics are addictive they should call it drug abuse,
    im cooler then the arctic blizzard,
    this is lord of the rings your the hobbit and im the wizard
    im known as a mystery,
    as no one like me can do wizardry
    lookin at my lyrics am proud,
    now i gotta link up with one of the girls aloud,
    listern carfully lil austys real,
    dont fuk with me im the man of steel,
    i get more *** than a toilet seat
    trick or treat
    eminem wants lyrics of me each week
    am rising to the top,
    anyone who dougts me ill take to the butcha shop
    i rhyme from the heart
    theres no lyrics like mine that is a work of art,
    now evereybody wants to be like me want to walk like want to talk like
    they just want to be the biggest and the baddest and the bester MC
    just like me


    any comments and if ya fancie a battle ya narr what to do lol get some practice



    AUSTY
    Last edited by LILAusty; 09-02-2010 at 02:00 PM.
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    Molotova said:

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    Only nuclear ish Up in here is The Bomb I drop
    I call it HipHop non Stop 'til I'm on Top
    'Cuz I just never get enough
    Of that good old tough Stuff
    Now this Ain't no bluff
    I'm always off the cuff
    Kickin' it straight Oldskool
    A Bxtch gotta keep her cool
    Flippin' it with my sick rules
    Spittin' Shxt 'til it is in Istanbul
    Ya say ya made of steel
    But that, I'mma need to see
    I bet I can make ya kneel
    Now what's the deal ?
    In the end we all appear to be
    The kind we ain't and will never be
    U rhyme from the heart
    And that's a start
    But we are who we are
    Recognize a Star
    When you see one bro
    I rhyme from the soul
    And U feel it, yo
    So let's control our parole
    And roll in peace
    Rap shouldn't be deceased
    With our grease
    So let's be the ones to release
    Non Violent music
    'Cuz I don't spit abusive ...
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  3. LILAusty said:

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    you say i'll kneel
    are you for reel
    you better be careful someone might actually take you seriously
    im pleased to say your my slave to be
    you think your tough
    all give you rough
    all give you a deep penetration 'tape it' let you watch it in high definition
    you ryhmes are old
    mine are gold
    showing you up is what i will do best
    please have you ever seen me in a vest
    i am the man of steel come here all make you squeal
    you say you flippin it with your sick rules
    that just makes me want to drawn you in to separate pools
    i recognized a star shame its mar
    tell that girl to stop grabin my parts
    as i dont assocaite with fat tarts
    your lyrics are smart i have to be honest
    but lets be real im the hottest
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    Molotova said:

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    Oh Boy, I'm Hotter then red Pepper,
    I bet ya that my Flows are better
    Molotova, I'm a 2010 Trendsetter
    Yes I do it again, Make U the debtor
    You owe me a decent rhyme
    'Cuz your flow ain't tight
    Don't get me started, aayt ?
    U ain't even got ur Grammar right
    And now you say U'll make me squeal ?
    Lil' one, U have no idea who I be
    Here's the deal, I'm fo' real
    So allow me to reveal
    Me, And I ain't grabbin' your parts
    I'm after fine arts
    Which you can't provide
    Homeboy, I'm the best rappin' bxtch alive !
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    Molotova said:

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    Now I gotta say I mixed it
    ill Tricks with some Liquor
    This Bxtch be the Quickest
    Slicker then the most Wicked Chick
    Oh Yes, I run it
    Molotova look stunning
    I'm coming
    Hear me humming
    Na na na na
    I go bla bla bla
    Or yadda yadda ya
    Ey, What ya got ?
    Nothing that got me poppin'
    No matter what ya droppin'
    I'm knockin'
    You off your socks 'nd
    I keep rockin'
    These streets like I'm fxckin'
    The beat 'til it's stoppin'
    I'm freaky 'til it's shockin'
    But don't let it get to your heart
    'Cuz I'm a race apart
    And U can notice by far
    I'm the one, so Au revoir
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  6. LILAusty said:

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    i eat hot peppers daily just to get pleasures
    if your flows are better
    how come they make you sound like a begger
    you say my flows wack
    you need to go pack and walk to the train track
    and be ashamed of your flow cz the only thing you mouths good for
    is to give my **** a blow
    and babes its not you who grabs me parts its ya mam
    which **** me cant stop her farts
    you after arts
    but your a tart trying to out rap me but i just rip you apart
    so go back to your wrighting pad
    and go ask for better rhymes off ya dad
    and dont foget to tell you mam a'll get her last name for a dollar tomora
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    Molotova said:

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    Oh No, U didn't just talk about my mama ?
    I hope your sad xss is ready fo' some drama
    See, I'm more peaceful then the Dalai Lama
    But U give me lust for murder like I was Osama
    I fxck your whole family eventho' I'm a girl
    Your mum, your auntie and everyone in ur world
    I'm a lyrical Artist
    But u gave this a twist
    Now you better don't miss this
    I diss you in your biggest bliss
    I use my mouth to Spit
    And not to sxck your lil' Dxck
    Ayo, I'm better then this
    I don't even get what this is
    Why am I spending my time
    Throwin' crazy lines
    At your kind ?
    You better resign
    'Cuz right now U look like a fool
    U'll never learn unless I'm cruel
    So here's my advise for you
    Go scrxw your own mam 'til she blue
    I'm through, but whatever you do
    Remember my sniper got you in it's view
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  8. LILAusty said:

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    u frighten me with your lust for murder
    i think ill take this one step further
    do i get to you that much
    please get in touch
    you say you ****ed ma whole family
    but tragically
    i have none
    im the only one
    so come to me inbread scum
    and all shoot you dead with my bsa gun
    i dont want to miss you tryin to diss
    but what you dont understand im lovin this
    get with the times you need better rhymes
    cz your crazy lines are are childrens rhymes
    you want me to resign this is the bottom line
    you buy my a mirror that makes you look thinner
    cz i'll eat you up like a sunday dinner
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    Molotova said:

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    U ain't gettin' to me at all
    Don't end Up feelin' tall
    I'm still ready to ball
    Anytime, at your call
    Ur family ain't tragic
    You be the classic
    Case of Bad tactics
    Your Shxt is Slapstick
    Allow me to get drastic
    Now don't start to panic
    Your flow ain't even antic
    It's just a bad fabric
    In the rap game I'm static
    U know I'm the baddest
    It's sad that U can't seem to admit
    U tryna fxck with
    The craziest Bxtch
    U'll ever muck with
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  10. LILAusty said:

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    im fukin with muckiest ***** going
    you not the baddest
    but you are the fattest
    and saddest trying to out rap me
    the greatest to be
    that i guarantee
    theres no reason for me to panic your just a silly wannabe
    and cant get laid so rubs her self against a palm tree
    its not you its me a line you have stuck in ya brain
    for being a pain
    as your only good for one thing and i think you understand what that could be
    and you give that out cheaper than a brothel keeper
    so girl just give it a rest
    ya startin to be a pest
    you still ready to ball
    ***** i'll make you fall
    and wish you aint been born
    you will know im the boy wonder
    and beg me to put you six feet under
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    Molotova said:

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    And oh yeah,
    I would eat you raw
    Defeat you qua
    Skills, aha
    I'm still At ya
    U ain't even my dinner
    I don't compeat with beginners
    I'm the lyrical Sinner,
    I'm a walkin' winner
    Talkin' ur mam into gettin' Thinner
    Tare U apart like a skinner
    But U still feelin' bigger
    Though I'm the real ripper
    Injure your words
    'cuz I am the victor
    I figure it hurts,
    'Cuz I am the hitter
    While u the wannabe singer
    Lookin' for the highest bidder
    To come & babysit yuh
    Well I give u the finger
    U bxtchin' about palmtrees
    That's awfully sick & it's hardly
    Understandable, I must be groggy
    How is it that a Chick so foxy
    Chop Dxcks like yours as a hobby ?
    Livin' Largely, I'mma let you copy
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    Molotova said:

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    Ayo, I make u wish you wasn't born
    Im ur sworn enemy but I ain't torn
    I adorn
    These beats like I'm Jay-Z
    U mourn
    These deeds 'cuz I'm Moloto-V-
    to the A, y'all know my name
    I'm the one that spits flame
    Flows ain't never been the same
    Ayo this bxtch got game
    I'm the one to put u 6 feet under
    'Cuz to me you're just a number
    A lyrical smuggler
    But I keep havin' this hunger
    To get your flow into the dumpster
    Your lust is love and you hunker
    fo' more as you stutter
    Can't u see that I'm smoother then butter ?
    Ur rap just came out of the gutter
    Some shxt you just can't cover
    So how does it feel down under ?
    I wonder ...
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  13. LILAusty said:

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    your to gobby
    your rhymes a snobby
    you need help
    cz i dont copy
    you face makes my **** floppy
    but dont worrie
    al galdly pop your cherry
    this has been goin on for a while
    so give up and go get ya food from a manure pile
    i kno you smile each time you read this freestyle
    so give up now
    and drop your lame as lyrics and bow
    i maybe be a beginner but this battle everyone knows im the winner
    your a walking cowgirl ready to ride any man who offers you doh girl
    your like belgium chocolate i puke at the sight of you
    now am going to the loo to do an number too and turn and look
    what a shock i see you
    what a pitty you fukin reak too
    im tired of dissin you
    so all end this with a you win and i cant beat you hahahahaha
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    Molotova said:

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    Hmm, I'm Still not Impressed
    So allow me to be the Special guest
    In this contest,
    I suggest u stop molestin' this quest
    Give it some rest
    Belgian Chocolate is the Best u'll ever test
    I'll send some at your address
    But don't intend to stress
    I rhyme with all the finesse I possess
    Watch & learn as I undress
    Your rap to the bone
    U remain unknown
    While I'm on my throne
    Molotova's never gone
    Always Up in your zone
    Fxckin' with ur mind,
    I own
    Every word u write
    It's on
    U searchin' fo rhymes
    Now run
    U said it yaself last time,
    I won
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    Zachre said:

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    I read this and laughed, it must be a joke

    I sipped my coke and started to choke

    You can't be serious
    You must be delirious
    If you really want to rap,
    Stop talking crap
    And stop saying yo,
    Is it the only word you know?
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    Molotova said:

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    What the fxck U talkin' about ?
    Is this towards me ? I'm in doubt
    'Cuz you see, usually,
    Compliments flow fluently
    And I can handle comments
    But not from a 'man' without content
    U ain't even on my level
    See, I'm in lyrical heaven
    So next time you wanna diss me
    Make sure you're able to dismiss me
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    Zachre said:

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    It is towards both of you
    Cus obviously you have no clue
    I tell you to rap and you don't know what to do

    You think its all about the insults
    Don't even try me, you won't like the results.

    And what the **** you know about content?
    All your rhymes have bad intent
    So just shut your mouth and repent
    Before I make you resent
    The **** that you present

    Now I know my rhyme was dissing you
    And thats what I said not to do
    But I had a message to make clear
    If you dare mess with me, I won't fear
    Because I know that your end is near.
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    Molotova said:

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    I know for a fact that my rap ain't whack
    So you better take all that shxt back
    Before your lines get smacked
    And neither am I the type to attack
    But don't spit bullshxt about the way I kick it
    I know I'm bigger then that so just quit it
    This is a game of wordplay and I'm in it
    Just to win it
    And I don't spit abusive
    I'm all about lyrics & Music
    Which U'd know if U read the whole rhyme
    Don't waste your time on writin' lines
    to tryna diss me while u didn't even mind
    Readin' mine
    'Cuz this way, all u have to say
    Won't match with the truth anyway
    And yes I dare to come & test you
    This is just the beginning, May God bless you
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  19. LILAusty said:

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    you silly lil boy dont diss me me
    cz you fail miserably
    me and her rhyme brilliantly
    not like your wack vocabulary
    so go back to school
    you fool
    you look at our rhymes and druel
    you think ya tough but you sound like a puff
    with ya pink fluffy hand cuffs
    haha
    what you dont realise is
    when you sipped ya coke and had a lil choke
    a was in the next room giving ya mam a nice poke
    so go back to having wanks
    because your silly lyrics are pranks
    your a silly girl
    who makes girls hurl
    am sat here now watching your mams pole twurl
    molo tova has already ownd you
    so rhyme better lyrics like you supposed to
    you say its not the insults
    kid go to sleep and leave this to the adults
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    Zachre said:

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    I didn't read all your rhymes your right,
    But that's cus if I did, I'd laugh my *** off all night.
    So don't try and go act tough,
    And don't try to play like you know your stuff.
    I'm not even going to insult you,
    its a waste of my time.
    I'll treat you like an adult,
    even though that was a kiddy rhyme.


    And Lil Austy you can't even spell
    Your a wanna be gangsta from hell.
    Lil Immature Pulling out the your momma jokes
    I'm laughin cus you say my mom has a pole, but you still give her pokes?

    Now I'm not going to judge,
    If you like having a little nudge in your fudge,
    Then go have your fun
    With that **** in your bun

    And you keep saying I'm a little boy?
    Why do you think that? Is that something you'd enjoy?
    If it is, then sorry I'm no sex toy
    But you can be the next MJ
    Just stay away from me, mkay?