Ukrainian Translation

Could someone translate this for me?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzeWgXzFATw

you have phoned to 'the sex with animals'. white rats really exist and they are not rare in our politics. they are stealing money from the budjet. they betray you for the cheese. they multiply fast and it's great. i'll fight for their future. i'll protect everyone from my fraction, 'cause I have been born in the year of the rat and i don't have other choise than to steal from those who count on me.
yours, white Rat Youya (Krisyulya is a word play. krysa is rat, Krysyulya can mean small rat, but here it means Rat Youlya) Volodimirivna. Call me more and I'll f*ck you brain as always.


looool, i hope it's understandable.

Yes it is understandable.
Thank you so much for this!