Lets do a rap battle. Mods too!

I always see like 99 mods on and no members. So mods jump in on this too!!! It's going to be a blast !

I'll kick it off, kick up a storm. A battle is born.
From a destructive and corrupted brain that's war torn.
Your rhymes are slime, mine control time.
Twist the universe, reverse and rehearse my lines.

I'm a crocodile, snap and attack with wild style.
Smile while apocalyptic lip flicks are dialled.
I can be mystically cryptic, deliberately egotistical.
Eager to freeze your testicle, a blizzard to freeze and blister all.

Hear me cackle after, maniacal laughter.
Disaster blaster after master Jeffs has run it past ya'.
I need to tune it down now, think I blew a fuse.
Many mega manic multis made for you to peruse.

By running laps around you, Melted the sole of my shoes.
I went turbo, burned inferno melted the soul of you too.
It's gonna be a blast, like the end of my fuse.
Now I'mma chew, lyrical goo, hit me back Tyler I'm ready to spew.

Well let me start out with this beat thats sixteen bars
This beats so good its gonna put me up with the stars
Your brains destructive kinda like coal
It can produce a few good rhymes but then it gets old.

Your a cockadile biting and trying to eat the di**
Swish it in your mouth, put it in like its dip
I dont' know why you even try, your beat is just awful
Your rhyme unorginal, easy to beat and quite casual

Put down the mic so you can hear me spit it
Compared to my game you aint' go' sh**
I'm undeniable the best, i push out the rest
It's unbelievable how good I am, now sit back and watch me ace this test

I'm like a sniper with that point accuracy
Shootin pimples off yo face, clearin up ya acne
But here we go I'm done making you fall
I'll pass you a turn, so go ahead, it's your ball.

P.S. I hate you =(.

Originally Posted by Tyler6270

Well let me start out with this beat thats sixteen bars
This beats so good its gonna put me up with the stars
Your brains destructive kinda like coal
It can produce a few good rhymes but then it gets old.

Your a cockadile biting and trying to eat the di**
Swish it in your mouth, put it in like its dip
I dont' know why you even try, your beat is just awful
Your rhyme unorginal, easy to beat and quite casual

Put down the mic so you can hear me spit it
Compared to my game you aint' go' sh**
I'm undeniable the best, i push out the rest
It's unbelievable how good I am, now sit back and watch me ace this test

I'm like a sniper with that point accuracy
Shootin pimples off yo face, clearin up ya acne
But here we go I'm done making you fall
I'll pass you a turn, so go ahead, it's your ball.

P.S. I hate you =(.

Thing is, you say that you think I'm good but then when you rap all you talk about is how **** I am, and that you're better than me.
I can't respect lines like that. Stop telling me how **** I am, because I know you don't believe it.
Be clever with your words, get creative and metaphorical, talk about something else other than my rhyming skill.
Here, I'm a white boy from London, I live alone, I play world of warcraft, I got 3 A's at A-level in Biology Chemistry and Physics.
Tell me how much of a nerdy loser I am, but be creative with it.

Yeah I don't mean it. But I feel bad personally attacking you lol..

Here I go I'll spit this game to you
Show you I'm one of the chosen and few
I'm like the master of illusions, creating the sickest delusions
I hope you can keep up, this may cause confusion

I'm startin a war my tanks on its tracks
Fire its bombs, onslaught up to the max
You can't stop me now I keep rollin em out
The top of my game is here, about to spout

I'm droppin this like nukes, post-apocalyptical
My game is just down right mean, its diabolical
I'm like superman I just can't be stopped
After me your mums cherry was popped

Now we have you that d**m abortionist
You can't stop me I'm a lyrical terrorist
I'm going so fast I can see your head spin
But this beats over, its your turn, fin.

Originally Posted by 020Jeffs

Thing is, you say that you think I'm good but then when you rap all you talk about is how **** I am, and that you're better than me.
I can't respect lines like that. Stop telling me how **** I am, because I know you don't believe it.
Be clever with your words, get creative and metaphorical, talk about something else other than my rhyming skill.
Here, I'm a white boy from London, I live alone, I play world of warcraft, I got 3 A's at A-level in Biology Chemistry and Physics.
Tell me how much of a nerdy loser I am, but be creative with it.

I know Tyler's supposed to be doin' this,
But since he ain't doin' it, I will.

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Consider me like your Biology, ur Chemistry and Physics
A straight A, I know my ethology, my melody and lyrics
U claim I need a quick fix, so come on & kill this
I'm in love with critics, they lift up my gimmicks

This ain't World of Warcraft, In daily life you shelve
& I can't figure if you're a human or a blood elve
Ya see, it's all mentally, ill 'cuz you be a freak
Reached level seventy, still your gear is real weak

You go like: 'I live alone', what is there to diss ?
I've lived on my own too & guess what ? I reminisce
Missin' those days I shaved my legs in my chaise
The craze for bakin' my eggs naked won't go away

White boy rappin' like he's blacker then black
Snappin' beats like you're trapped on the track
Strap in & lay back, 'cuz when I ride I might attack
Get u to collapse on these streets, smacked on the chaps

Originally Posted by Molotova

I know Tyler's supposed to be doin' this,
But since he ain't doin' it, I will.

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Consider me like your Biology, ur Chemistry and Physics
A straight A, I know my ethology, my melody and lyrics
U claim I need a quick fix, so come on & kill this
I'm in love with critics, they lift up my gimmicks

This ain't World of Warcraft, In daily life you shelve
& I can't figure if you're a human or a blood elve
Ya see, it's all mentally, ill 'cuz you be a freak
Reached level seventy, still your gear is real weak

You go like: 'I live alone', what is there to diss ?
I've lived on my own too & guess what ? I reminisce
Missin' those days I shaved my legs in my chaise
The craze for bakin' my eggs naked won't go away

White boy rappin' like he's blacker then black
Snappin' beats like you're trapped on the track
Strap in & lay back, 'cuz when I ride I might attack
Get u to collapse on these streets, smacked on the chaps

Only thing I snap on the beat is my fingers.
Beat box on the street it's sweet the heat lingers.
Understanding of random beats and clicks is sick. Extraordinary.
You miss the days you shaved your legs and now they're mega hairy.

I'm not white lady, I'm multicoloured, marvellous.
I'm straining your brain with trains of training that's slaying and arduous.
Only smacking or slapping you do is applause. Clapping.
Not smacked on the chaps, I leave you speechless like Charlie Chaplin.

Talking about cooking eggs? Here let me tell you.
Nobody want's to smell you when I strip and impale you.
F*cking your ***** so hard, I'm making egg paste.
Scrambled eggs in your tummy, I even add a salty taste.

If you're in love with critics, be in love with me, I'm critical.
Super spitting 'Diss-it-all' invisible miracle
You claim to to know your lyrics well, claim to know your rhymes.
I find that hard to believe when you're so busy rehearsing mine.

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Sorry this took so long, internet died.

Better sharpen your sabre 'cuz I don't do favors
It ain't in my nature to taste ordinary flavours
Sayin' you're multicoloured while you're white as chalk
U might rock the whole block with your high xss talk

You can shock and run amok but I still don't give a fxck
Chuck it before you get stuck, So what's Up young buck ?
I'd love to hear you on a beat, sweep me off my feet
Drop that smear in my ears 'til my grammar exceeds

Read and see, your impediment is not what I repeat
Please, I precede you into the plead, guilty indeed
My technique is different, though they hear me when I speak
I'm deadly but brilliant, throw flows deeper than the sea

And Paul, We both know your connection didn't die
After a second inspection I realised why you lied
You had such a hard time writin' those last lines
That it took you a while to deliver them rhymes

Originally Posted by Molotova

Better sharpen your sabre 'cuz I don't do favors
It ain't in my nature to taste ordinary flavours
Sayin' you're multicoloured while you're white as chalk
U might rock the whole block with your high xss talk

You can shock and run amok but I still don't give a fxck
Chuck it before you get stuck, So what's Up young buck ?
I'd love to hear you on a beat, sweep me off my feet
Drop that smear in my ears 'til my grammar exceeds

Read and see, your impediment is not what I repeat
Please, I precede you into the plead, guilty indeed
My technique is different, though they hear me when I speak
I'm deadly but brilliant, throw flows deeper than the sea

And Paul, We both know your connection didn't die
After a second inspection I realised why you lied
You had such a hard time writin' those last lines
That it took you a while to deliver them rhymes

I find it hard to rap at you when I know that you respect me.
You have my poster on your wall. Titled 'sexy'.
I know you worship and remember every word that I say.
Recite them all day, you even remembered my name.

You followed me to this thread, I was here to battle Tyler.
Hoping to catch a signature. A phial of my saliva.
You're not getting any better, I'm residing in the stars.
I never thought I'd say this but I bettered you with 8 bars.

Sittin back and reading
With a 6-pack of cherry coke
I enter the thread
And im already stoked
Becuase i know
Nobody can step up to me
I dominate this land
My lyrics travel from sea to sea
I may be lame
You all may be insane
But im gonna keep trying
Even if ur out of my range
But it wont really matter
When i beat you down
Cus by the time you know its me
I wont even be around
And without a sound
You can try and find me
But your the one who'll get found
Then ill pump you full of lead
Or take you out with my lyrical grenade
If life was based on lyrics
Then i know id have it made


Just thought i'd join in

Yeah, you got it "made"
Just like MTV
You're a 16 yr old preggo
With a social disease
You stay inside all day
Not gettin' any light
You and Edward Cullen
Need to reunite
We got Frenchy up there
Not shavin' her legs
And Snowball denyin'
He's whiter than eggs
Holdin' a finger to head
Like he's gonna pull the trigga
Go ahead whitey tighty
Just because you ain't a n.igga

Originally Posted by Inskeepruler

Yeah, you got it "made"
Just like MTV
You're a 16 yr old preggo
With a social disease
You stay inside all day
Not gettin' any light
You and Edward Cullen
Need to reunite
We got Frenchy up there
Not shavin' her legs
And Snowball denyin'
He's whiter than eggs
Holdin' a finger to head
Like he's gonna pull the trigga
Go ahead whitey tighty
Just because you ain't a n.igga

You better not be talking about me because I will literally rap you into a coma

U planned on battlin' Tyler 'cuz you're gettin' to understand
That I can handle u AND ur man, it's when the shxt hits the fan
But oh well, atleast Jeffs can spell, you're the only one on this site
Mademoiselle M., I won't tell but I know I bring what u like

Yes, I confess I have respect for the intellect in your rhymes
But recollect your mind 'cuz I'm about to malign your lines
And oh, the last thing I'm thinkin' of is makin' you my idol
U're missing the link, sit back, relax & rethink, I ain't suicidal

Originally Posted by Inskeepruler

Yeah, you got it "made"
Just like MTV
You're a 16 yr old preggo
With a social disease
You stay inside all day
Not gettin' any light
You and Edward Cullen
Need to reunite
We got Frenchy up there
Not shavin' her legs
And Snowball denyin'
He's whiter than eggs
Holdin' a finger to head
Like he's gonna pull the trigga
Go ahead whitey tighty
Just because you ain't a n.igga

U're an 18 year old kid with tits hangin' lower then ur dxck
And U wanna come up here dissin' me like I'm Frenchy 'nd shxt ?
Wassup dude ? Did u run out of food ? Get back in your kitchen
Mama's stew is pre-chewed, so you better not be bxtchin'
Lookin' lazy as fxck, ayo I'm surprised you still like rhymin'
U suck though, You should be on a diet instead or die tryin'
U got some nerve but I'mma give you what u deserve
It's too late to swerve 'cuz your fat xss just got served

Alright calm down ho, I never meant for tears
I know all you got is your waffles and beer
Didn't mean to diss an' call you French
Couldn't tell the difference from yo pxssy stentch
5 years difference, your tits are like balloons
No one gives a fxck bout your Brussels, Flanders or Walloons
Sound like its comin out of a Dr. Seuss book
How does it feel without that pride I just took

Originally Posted by Inskeepruler

Alright calm down ho, I never meant for tears
I know all you got is your waffles and beer
Didn't mean to diss an' call you French
Couldn't tell the difference from yo pxssy stentch
5 years difference, your tits are like balloons
No one gives a fxck bout your Brussels, Flanders or Walloons
Sound like its comin out of a Dr. Seuss book
How does it feel without that pride I just took

you're sh*t
Give up
Molotova will kill you

Originally Posted by Inskeepruler

Yeah, you got it "made"
Just like MTV
You're a 16 yr old preggo
With a social disease
You stay inside all day
Not gettin' any light
You and Edward Cullen
Need to reunite
We got Frenchy up there
Not shavin' her legs
And Snowball denyin'
He's whiter than eggs
Holdin' a finger to head
Like he's gonna pull the trigga
Go ahead whitey tighty
Just because you ain't a n.igga

I'm as global as MTV
Cus my bombs drop worldwide
Say what you like
But ive been arrested for terrorism twice
Jeff and Molotova
Will burn you to a crisp
Im gonna light the fire
By starting it off with this
You rap like you just had 8 pints
Maybe more, Fxck it, you cant count nymore
Sure you can ryhme, but try rapping real-time
Drop the pen and paper, and we'll settle it in ryhme
You dont know me punk
So just call this a hazing
I could spit 8 bars or less
And make it look amazing
Your rappings obselete, mine is complete
Compared to me them insults are nice
Started off lame, but now im on top of my game
I can keep rapping, this comes from a heart full of ice
Take Jeffs advice and just give up now
You may beat me, but dont take a bow
You still gotta get past Tyler and Molotova
And if your lucky Jeff may be the one to extinguish your fire

I just wanted to say, Hi.

@ Inskeepruler


Ho ? Oh, ho ho ho, I bust your freakin' nuts for Christmas
This year I'm kickin' big butts and Jeffs can be the witness
Jingle bells mothafxcker, U'll neva know how I smell
'Cuz the only shxt I'm fxckin' with is your braincells
I see you've even done some research on my place of birth
So I believe that means you must 've been really hurt
You claimin' you took my pride while I'm the proudest alive
After this U'll silently die and I won't lie, It 'll be hard to revive