please do not take offence

Hand On Heart

I could have most any wench
From Rachel Welsh to big Dawn French
I court them all from time to time
When I desire that girl is mine
If I feel low and full strain
I might relax with Lois Lane
But if I’m up and on a high
my thoughts might steer to Lady Di

There are lots of ladies I recall
On different days I’ll have them all

When I’m in bed and just been fed with fornicating thoughts
I’ll get my book and take a look who’s there to give support
I’ll take a pin and stick it in and see who’s got the job
I beg to choose I just cant loose, Caprice is on my knob

Now I’ve had sex with sweet Jo Guest and fondled Courtney Cox
I’ve wined and dined and sixty nined with Samantha big tits Fox
if I’m in bed and getting head from Lulu or Kate Bush
She’ll take her time the pleasures mine for me there is no rush

Well I’ve been down on pink and brown and buggered Demi Moore
I’ve had a go at Miss Monroe and shagged her on the floor
I have this quest to do the rest whoever comes to mind
But I’ve been told as I grow old these pleasures leave me blind

I’ll carry on and do each one and suffer my demise
It’s all I have to do these days To sit and fantasise
So I’ll just think and make a link with someone I desire
And wonder what it might be like to light that someone’s fire

Now it’s a must if I disgust I’m sorry to offend
But this to me sets urges free
In love without a friend
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