Originally Posted by basedgod420
See a rap battle is not like chess
but even though you challenge me
I am one to admit i am not the best
see you are so small can even make THR33
With Akol and Alliance
you try to beat me
and yet all i see is defiance
time to behead thee
for this is a simple rhyme
and you are slowly running out of time
see for if you could diss or pass
i could call you a dime
but your rhymes stink call it gas
straight up crime
and with a special 38
you might be a tad bit late
for with a 38 special
stuff hit so hard
imma hit you with bars
call it heavy metal
for even as you drop down
petal to petal
im dakinng
and i also own the slaying medal
-dakinng
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Aye shaymex exactly what i thought too but it was too late Originally Posted by SHAYMEX
Now let me take a go at Syed
now look at me Syed
tryna rhyme with a reply got yourself eyed
when i came with my lyrics i got first round byed
but with flow like ice all you can do is slip and slide
you are only a passenger to a long rode ride
you think you are good but all i have is time to bide
but when your lyrics intertwine
imma rope you up
put you in a bind
lyrically shuting down your mind
with the crossover
you just a pushover
but my lyrics hit you so hard you be stuck on hover
but you not anything
not even got a lover
but im call out on delaware
cause you definitely aint dover
tryna rap lie a ranger
look out grover
but your lyrics continue to just get a smother
tryna mess with dakinng
cuz there is no other
but like i said you just running to your mother
sitting at your keyboard with your fingers tapping
why dont you step with those same hands and lets get it cracking
because your lyrics are just like snacking
and for you no one will be backing
peace out dakinng
dont step back into my ring -
*****
never wrote lyrics
but destroy you like an explosion in physik
just did it
kill yourself
no one is gonna miss you
just shoot you in the head and when you miss
i am gonna rack you
but firsts of all just kneel und suck my ****
Because you are so ugly i give you a roundhouse kick and sit down watch how i **** your mother, do you hear that sound
are you feeling better know?
i am rapping against a clown
dressed like him
walks like him
still drives little bikes he doesn’t fit on him
juju on that beat
kill the ***** on street
and don’t feed the dog he should get hungry and eat the mother****ing joke
wrote that in one and a half minute
i am going to risk it
and dip that **** in and out
your sister is crying
you are on a meth trip men, your are flying,
but i bring you down like *****es in high heels
drop that mic
flop what? your style
joke or nah
come on ***** you are not your ma -
Towards this one dude but forgot the name
Man dont get carried away just yet
Freestyle against others
is something you'd regret
you said you speak "krack" in your lyrics
My lyrics are mary jane
My lyrics will give you the muncies
and make you go insane
Cuz my mary janes laced
with icp's face paint
i like to crack jokes
but i had the last laugh
Ill put your lyrics in a tub
and give em a bath
cuz they stink
smells like cat s***
Thats one ingredient you make crack with
one more thing
Go back to school
learn to spell
im also new at this
cant you tell -
I'm consistently good
Persistently misunderstood
But it's okay, I aint sweatin anything
Aint no way I'm a waste it when I get in the ring
Coz I don't play when I'm gettin' ta swing
I'm a knock they blocks off
There aint no stop loss
I don't give a **** who's top boss
All beef, you don't need no hot sauce
So those who talk schlit better watch it, I'm a squash it and then go get my rocks off
All of you marks soft
SO march off
Coz if you think you can stop me, you halucinate
I'm ill enough to just sit in a dark room and wait
Ruminatin' on doom and fate
And how to apply it to the human race
But I'll throw in sumo sized bars just in case
Try to go ainst that you'll get crushed in place
You're all a bunch of fakes, so Shut your face
I'm tired of hearin' your azz vocalize
This phenomena is not localized
You been sleepin on me, ya need to open both ya eyes
I'm a rogue scientist
Don't be tryin' this
You'll try and miss
Hatas... you can die and lie in p.iss
Get an amazin' abrasion when ya get hit in the face wit' the flyin' fist
I'm just here to educate but go ahead and hate, I insist
The more you hate the more I know... that I'm on the right track
Ever get the best of me once, I'm a be right back
It's a matter of fact, the mad hatter is back and I know you don't like that
But what I say is true and you caint fight that
Let me tell ya right quick
My jeans aint tight fit
You don't like it?
You want hype schit?
I caint get a deal
Because I say what I feel
Whether it be a bitter pill or just lettin' motha****** know the deal type schit
Hatas know they caint f*** wit' the flows I spit
I suppose I git
A little bit rapid when I've had it
But I'm tired of dealin' wit' you silly fa.gits
Like Chris Angel gets tired of motha****as askin if it's really magic
It's really tragic
How deaf these motha****** be
I love kickin' it with the wicked schit, it's your crap that sucks to me
I caint figure it, it's nuts to me
How you can keep sellin' that wackness
Y'all some bad actas, and it's a matter of fact it's
Gettin' noticed slowly but surely
I know coz I been watchin since it was early
You heard me
But you don't wanna admit it
So f*** you coz everybody's a critic
But most of 'em are probly synthetic
Sympathetic to they pathetic cause
I just came into the game but **** it, let it pause
It just **** itself, let it get it's draws
Cleaned and try to regain it's composure
I don't even need or want fame, it's exposure
Means the bloody death and sick sex is over
All ya gets a poser
So I aint doin that coz I'm so jealous Elsie's. I can snow on Mexico just to make Texas colder -
Originally Posted by dakinng
See a rap battle is not like chess
but even though you challenge me
I am one to admit i am not the best
see you are so small can even make THR33
With Akol and Alliance
you try to beat me
and yet all i see is defiance
time to behead thee
for this is a simple rhyme
and you are slowly running out of time
see for if you could diss or pass
i could call you a dime
but your rhymes stink call it gas
straight up crime
and with a special 38
you might be a tad bit late
for with a 38 special
stuff hit so hard
imma hit you with bars
call it heavy metal
for even as you drop down
petal to petal
im dakinng
and i also own the slaying medal
-dakinng
@danking Trying to make an alliance but you sound a little defiant I an't gonna by it so sit down and wait this may take awhile so I might be late but this is your fate but I'm gonna be blunt your raps are fake you make it sound like your trying to bake a cake but I'm here to burn down your glory like little dory who couldn't find her mom screaming her name but you look so lame, I don't need fame little to none but I an't done, but this is for fun like playing monopoly but owning everything you need to understand this isn't a band we're just people looking to freestyle, and you an't an MC so don't fu** with me -
Yo mr.clean put down the listerine Originally Posted by Jaybuff00
We can put you out on morphine
and feed ya some bleach
if your rhyme's are mean
why arnt you called mr.dirty
Ill hit you so hard going
Seventy on a thirty
Listerine wont clean you up
maybe some toliet bowl cleaner
and if you get messy
Play with another dudes peter
You can rhyme to it
All you need is some lubricate
So the guy can slide to it
mr.clean.....you experienced a mess -
Originally Posted by MajikMan
Aight ,
Been seeing this rookie talk sh*t.
For days now he thinks he's lit.
Claiming to be dapper than the rest.
***** I assure you he's just a guest.
You can't f*ck with the best.
MajikMan , You could call me houdini.
Cause Imma make you disappear .
Imma beat your *** If I have to ,
Imma pull your rabbit *** outta hat If I got to .
Ah , Familiar with homicide.
Nah nig*a I don't kill
I murder the rap game , Make nigg*s suicide.
Rap game straight evil , But I got God by my side.
My raps and army , The troops just deployed.
I leave him Weak Now .
This Motherfuc*er Just Got Destroyed. -
Ok now lets all get along
Lets all calm down and hit the bong
ill admit that was good and all
But getting "destroyed"
And a whole platoon being deployed
come on man i got magic to make your army disappear
heck ever though of double homicide with no note
how low can you go as you give me a blow
And you say your the best
man your funny
you also rap like the rest
You say your gonna beat my a**
What behind a keyboard
Ill hit you so hard your fata** would go through the floor
You may have been here longer
That dont mean s***
Ive faced kids like you
and made them my b**** -
Originally Posted by MajikMan
Aight ,
Your wrong behind this keyboard I'm a freestyle rapper.
Yeah I am claiming to be dapper.
Rap ain't about being Gangster.
But you Claiming to be G , All bout murder.
Talking bout how you gon' kill me?
I'm already dead If that's what you wanted me to be.
Yeah Turned in my grave when I heard you rapping.
Your freestyle nothing but your lips yapping.
Yeah , I told this Before and I say it again.
I ain't like the rest , I'm diverse My flow Insane.
You goofy Bro , stay in your own lane.
I ain't the best here , Pay Respect to the Legends on this site yur.
You ain't face nothing like me , You Can't make me your bi*ch.
I leave a cut on your rap that you can't stich.
Man , I like your flow too.
I'm sorry that I'd be the one to end you. -
Everyone currently is absolutely not worthy
Hurried flawed scheme y'all are submitting
leaves me wondering if any of you can read your own typing
Daking oh duck King, King of sucking at rapping
Your replies are quacks, and you act all cocky
Real one called himself all-beef, but you're the chicken patty
Duh King everytime you read a reply from me
It'll have you ducking at your computer screen
You'll notice I replied with fire to your "ice"
and your first thought will be "dam he frosty"
Been watching for a match but the vision became clearer
I'm beginning to think competition
is me vs the mirror
This is my post one and even those who've posted some
Are still inferior to the point I've gotta battle everyone
Real one your rhymes are filler
Killa who can't pronounce "er"
Vowels in words where they werent before
I'm betta at bein good, and I'm more consistent...er
My words are fire, yours are aighters
I barely tried, you need to try harder
I'll let it slide once but next time is slaughter
Thought he was smart but I logged on
Real one is artificial, Armstrong
Feel my omnipotent pencil, Mars to the Sun
Real one can catch my lyrics like an atomic bomb
Real one is so off topic his raps are about being random
He's half a man, his hymen is intact
Attached to a tight vagina cuz real one
Gets fukd in the as$
Last stanza before I audition with my battle script
Past legends set the standard and y'all let it slip
Rendered all pathetic with no battle art to submit
Filled couplets basically filled with filler and the diss then becomes irrelevant.. Only filler -
Alrighty then, Originally Posted by D-low
i dont know about your flow being insane
Its alright but not good enough to be on restraints
SBU burst you into flames
Trying to put an end to me
Is like playing with fire
Every legend on this site
Isnt always admired
Dont get me wrong
i give them respect
But everyone you battled
you put your finger in an outlet
D-low stuck on a window
like a fruit fly
The fly swatter comes *splat* he dies
You talk so high on your rap lyrics
I like the confidence
But no one feared it
Dreams are in your sleep
not real life
Every time you battle
your bringing a knife to a gun fight
You aint dead yet
what do have left
Probably a taste of neglect
Go ahead talk more about your lyrics
Everytime you battle
it just makes a bit more fragile -
Originally Posted by MajikMan
SBU been here since day one , You been here a week son , I'd like to see you step to him too.
SBU, MajikMan can't be compared to.
Flip The letters His name And MajikMan BS that's U.
Call me fragile Yeah I Break , People.
Told You This Rap Evil , This A Sequel To Your End, And Rn I'm flyer than Knievel.
Comparing me to a fruit fly , My Oh My , Dissing me Biologically why oh why , Tell me is you high?
Putting and end To you is like playing with fire , If you talking bout how you getting roasted you ain't no liar.
But you saying you fire , Then I'm a pale of water. 😂
Imma put you out faster than you could think about.
Everytime I battle I bring a knife to a gun fight. I like inflicting pain , Murder you Slowly that's how It's done right.
You see I walked Into It With knives , And notice how I'm still alive , Your raps can't kill me I'll always survive.
All your magic tricks or spells can't cast yourselves out this Wrath Trapped In Cells.
Rap Until I Blow Out Each And Every One Of Your BrainCells , As long as In this site he dwells.
So Here You Go The Stage Is Yours Now , Tell these motherfuc*ers , Your Gonna End Me How , While I Take A ****ing Bow. -
Why would i beef with SBU
you should of learned your lesson
After he pretty much murdered you
His lyrics are pure talent
So right there were both out matched
but you decided run your mouth
and make yourself an outcast
is that why you call yourself d-low
because your lower than dirt
But hey ill respect you for your effort
I will admit you have some good lines
But the rest of it sounds like you were high
and yeah ive been here a week
freestyled since i was sixteen
Ok enough about my history
what about you d-low more like deezz nuts
how long do you want go on
when i wont give up
i got the magic in me
to make your head want to erupt
if your gonna diss someone make it good enough to make them give up
Lets see what you got
give it some thought -
Everybody is replying to each other I'm here but know one seems to bother, I'm spitting fire but you a
liar trying to think your top notch while your grabbing your crotch trying to make rhymes that don't make sense,
this is getting intense your down on your knees burning while everybody is thinking this is a little bit concerning
but your learning your lesson on what you have done, trying to make a point that is pointless.
But I'm here to break every joint in your body while you suffer and I laugh on your behalf.
People are screaming to tell me to stop but I'll end this with a chop to your head so you can suffer more in hell then ever before -
I'm back Guys, Thought of some new raps. Today I will be preaching
Hey ya'll I'm back! All of ya'll suck though, what a drag (
). My momma can throw better lyrics, beat you up like a punching bag. All them haters, them Demons, Splash you with the Holy Water, You bark like a dog. Running as fast as they can, like sonic that blue hedgehog. I am the War Lord. Cut you up, a messed up electrical cord. Feed you to them piranha fishes. Like fertilizer, Wash your filthy copy and paste rhymes, Wash it off with Hand sanitizer....
Stay Tuned for more!
Let's see what you all got!! GIVE YOUR BEST Raps!!! -
Something ive been working on. Probably isnt any good but you tell me
Lets take a stand on the stage
if you think you can
While im jacked up on mountain dew and raisin bran
As i see you writing lyrics with a crayon
You look so pale man go get a tan
If i see you and you see me
Your looking at a mirror
with the ICP
Hold up layback
why listen to this sleestack
try to freestyle his rap
that could be good
or sound like dog crap
I drink a four lokko
then cry myself to sleep
listening to ya rap
makes me not wanna eat
As the world turns
Your lyrics start to burn
from all the magic that i start to stir
the lyrics wont make history
Cuz it all starts to blur
Boys and girls
put the pens and papers down
magicmans to put ya in the ground
like micheal myers and freddy combined
theres no way in hell youd escape or hide
Cuz id fined you in a pile of tears
But heck im just playing with ya
have a beer
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Back once again, your flows weren't good enough, I'm here to warn you homies that I love to play rough. I think that you are lying, when you say that you’re tough, I'll scare you so bad, you turn whiter than marshmallow fluff. I'm not playing with ya, you can call me insane. If you keep on messing with me then you'll burst into flames. If you want to be free you have to play my little games. Now you see that I'm flowing free just like the river Thames. I can stay here and rap all day and all night, but I see you clearly couldn't, cause you have stage fright. I'ma keep rapping, from the dark until light, and like a Big Mac, out of you, I'ma take a bite.
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freestyle off top
..... Originally Posted by bankroll pooh
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If you think your hard I'll break your neck and have the bird's peck what's left because I'm a monster in its cage bout to break out with rage