Nice Neck

Give me a girl with a really nice neck
One with a freckle that wrinkles a bit
So I can stick my tongue In between the crack
"Chorus"
Yeah I need a girl with a really nice neck
Yeah I need a girl with a really nice neck


And as time goes by it dries out so fast
And turns into leather that I hope will last
But nothing lasts forever especially old leather
So my hope for her neck will be something I regret
My hope for her neck will be something I regret
"Chorus"
Yeah I need a girl with a really nice neck
Someone so strong she could never be a reck
And I'm waiting for that girl to come around
Yeah I'm waiting for that girl to hear my sound
"Bridge"
Yeah I need a girl with a really nice neck
One that will never bend or fret
Yeah I need a girl
(I need a girl)
Yeah i need a girl
(I need a girl)
With a really nice neck


It seems that that girl has been here all along
And she is the one who helped me write this song
Yeah she's got the neck I've longed for
She's got the neck worth dying for
And her bother helped as well
He's really quit swell
"Outro"
Yeah I've got a girl with a really nice neck
I've got her family that keeps me in check
Yeah I've got everything now
Yeah I've got everything now
Except for everything else

I like the originality. I've heard of leg men and boob men but never a neck man. When her neck turns to leather, she might not be so desirable.

If you substitute "guitar" for "girl" this song (almost) still works!Try singing "guitar"and see what happens!Nice Neck=Nice Song

Haha this song was just a joke me JoshD and That'smeonthetrain came up with today, but yeah guitar neck works too nice idea!

Originally Posted by Johnb31

Haha this song was just a joke me JoshD and That'smeonthetrain came up with today, but yeah guitar neck works too nice idea!

I'm full of them!!

John: WOWWWWWWWWWWW! This surprised me: a girl with a real nice neck. Hahahaha! I had a friend who always claimed he was especially fond of his girlfriends'neck... But as a song, I think it's sUPER. Best of thanx