The Devils grass once kicked my a**
Until i dropped down these balls of brass
Now i smoke every day
Tokin up, i dont care what they say
This green s*** got me feeling good
It hits the bulls eye just like Robin Hood
Now i'm off to Hogwarts, watch me go
I'm off to watch the magic show
Cuz this kush is just so damn great
It takes me away to them Pearly Gates
I'm in Heaven when i smoke my bowl
But Hell comes when i gotta pay the toll
280 an ounce, i'll take a quarter
Buddy says, "K, lemme call my transporter,
'Til he gets here, lets light up a doobie."
F*** man i feel just like Shaggy and Scooby
Munchin on my snacks, hiding from the villain
Yes i'm talkin about you officer, what wrong are we doin?
I didn't know it was a crime to relax in mi casa
Speaking off time, you sure got here fasta.
When i call in saying i got robbed
I'm lucky if you're here tomorrow you f***ing knobs
I'm not saying that i broke no law
But man it's only weed, its not like there's a bomb
So why'd you catch me in such a hurry
Cuz with my problems you never seem to worry
You wonder why we call you names
C***stubble Pig, it's so you'll see the shame
You're always waiting for your coffee and donuts at the shop
So i take the law into my own hands, and i get popped
Was i supposed to wait for you? You'll just be late
You dont care about me, you hardly investigate
The results are always pending, until i'm arrested
Then there's all the proof in the world, you're so infested
Like animals on the farm, rolling in s***
Thats the smell of the justice system and i can taste it
I wish for once that you'd catch a real criminal
Psh! Ya right, that'd take a miracle!
The jails are full of people just like me
Who've got good taste, yes i mean weed
Didn't do nothin wrong, just had an interest in herbology
But it's ok for you to live off of our money?
Right through to your cores, you're all corrupt
What will you do when the public's had enough?
You'll hide away behind your badge and gun
We'll stuff you behind your bars and say, "hey, you havin fun?"
The moral here is, you gotta serve and protect
Leave us innocents alone and gain some respect