When I’m 83
I ain’t gonna be drinking tea
I can guarantee
Getting old won’t bother me

Afternoon naps won’t be my thing
I’ll be racing my automobile
Maybe I’ll have a black nose ring
I’ll be full of sex appeal!

Climbing trees and jumping rope
I’ll be in my rocking chair smoking dope!


Our youth will never die
We’ll be like little kids inside
Using walking sticks like swords
Our lives won’t be ignored.

My flabby bits won’t get in the way
Wrinkles all over my face
I’ll have a laugh each and every day
In my town I’ll be known as a disgrace

In my hands there’ll be a joint
Everyone will stop, stare and point!


Our youth will never die
We’ll be like little kids inside
Using walking sticks like swords
Our lives won’t be ignored.


Too bad that we’ll have to wait 60 years
Till we have hearing aids in our ears
Let’s live each moment like it’s our last
It won’t be long till old age
Kicks you, in the ***!