No Such Thing

No Such Thing as the supernatural
No Such Thing as the paranormal
Miracles don't happen
Jesus never walked on water

No Such Thing as bigfoot
No Such Thing as a ghost
What you see is what there is
UFOs are a hoax

No Such Thing as a spirit
When you're dead, you ain't coming back
I'm sorry, but you're dead forever
Nothing can change that fact

No Such Thing as religion
It's all mythology and lies
Jesus is a fictional character
He didn't turn water to wine

Mohammad prophesied nothing
He was just another sham
Buddha too was a charlatan
Running his own kind of scam

If you have to believe in something
That's proof right there that it's not true
If you have to have faith in something
That's proof right there that it's not true

No Such Thing as psychics
No Such Thing as ESP
Your preacher is a fraud
So is astrology

No Such Thing as werewolves
Don't fall into that trap
No such thing as vampires
It's nothing but crap

No Such Thing as Atlantis
Ouija boards are fake
Palmistry is bogus
Your sanity is at stake

No Such Thing as reincarnation
Forget about Hare Krishna
Every other silly notion
Forget the Mahabharata

Reality is real
It is what it is
Don't even tell me
It's not what it is

Jim Colyer ascap

Jim, you are, without doubt,a Walking Contradiction!I love the above sentiment,but don't believe you believe a word of it!