The sweetest things in the world
Number 1: Women, Number 2: Fruits
They are
Quite similar
Some women are like green plums
Sometimes sweet, sometimes sour
Some women are like grapes
You cannot refuse them even they are a bit unripe
Some women are like sour cherries
Preserve them if you wish, or serve yourself in a plate
Some women are like watermelons
You are doomed if she turns out to be tasteless
Some women are like chestnuts
You can keep them for winter
Some women are like melons
Don't forget to smell them before taking home
Some women are like figs
You can consume them both dried and fresh
Some women are like bananas
You eat them peeling
Shortly every woman
Has a similarity to a fruit
But at the wedding table
The man that says "yes"
Always eats the quince

The sweetest things in the world
Las cosas más dulces del mundo.

Number 1: Women, Number 2: Fruits
Número 1: Mujeres, Número 2: Frutas

They are
Son

Quite similar
muy similares.

Some women are like green plums
Algunas mujeres son como las ciruelas verdes.

Sometimes sweet, sometimes sour
A veces dulces, a veces amargas.

Some women are like grapes
Algunas mujeres son como las uvas.

You cannot refuse them even they are a bit unripe
No puedes rechazarlas aun si son un poco inmaduras.

Some women are like sour cherries
Algunas mujeres son como las guindas/Cerezas ácidas.

Preserve them if you wish, or serve yourself in a plate
Preservalas si lo deseas, o sirvelas en un plato.

Some women are like watermelons
Algunas mujeres son como las sandías.

You are doomed if she turns out to be tasteless
estás condenado si resultan insípidas/sin sabor.

Some women are like chestnuts
Algunas mujeres son como las castañas.

You can keep them for winter
puedes guardarlas para el invierno.

Some women are like melons
Algunas mujeres son como los melones.

Don't forget to smell them before taking home
No te olvides de olerlas antes de llevarlas a casa.

Some women are like figs
Algunas mujeres son como los higos.

You can consume them both dried and fresh
puedes consumirlas los dos secas y frescas. (consumirlos/ secos/ frascos....if he's talking about the fruit not the women)

Some women are like bananas
Algunas mujeres son como los plátanos.

You eat them peeling
te los comes pelados. "las...if he means the women not the fruit"

Shortly every woman
Secamente todas las mujeres

Has a similarity to a fruit
Tienen una similitud con una fruta.

But at the wedding table
Pero en la mesa de boda

The man that says "yes"
El hombre que dice "sí"

Always eats the quince
Siempre come el membrillo.