If God existed
I'd spit in his face
It wasn't me let that snake
Into the garden place

Problem is, there is no God
And there never will be
It's nothing but a crock of bull
Christian Mythology

Mythology
That's all it is
That's all it ever was
As science has revealed
Mythology
Messed up our minds
It's all pure fantasy
Let's get real

I recall the day
They sent me off to school
I got 5 years of college
An educated fool

I served in the army
Contained the Communist
Lost some friends in Nam
Others to Nixon's list

Mythology
That's all it was
That's all it ever was
As history has revealed
Mythology
Messed up our minds
It was just politics
Let's get real

bridge:
Forget it, man!
When you're dead
You're dead
For all eternity

Solo

If God existed
There would still be war
Wasn't it he and Satan
Caused heaven's turmoil?

Problem is, there is no Satan
And there never will be
He was only the Darth Vader
Of Jewish Mythology

Mythology
That's all it is
That's all it ever was
As science has revealed
Mythology
Messed up our minds
It's all pure fantasy
Let's get real

Jim Colyer ascap