This is just a random freestyle I did for someone on the website omegle.com, thought I would share. It's kind of funny haha. I rapped this over the instrumental of Kanye West's "Touch the Sky" (non-MTV version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iil_ZqvoAJM ). I started rapping right when the horns come in.
I refer to myself as "Stranger" several times in the rap because, for those of you unfamiliar with omegle, when people chat with each other they are automatically labeled as such.
Again, I was doing this on the spot, so this is extremely rough. If anyone would like to make a perfected version of it, that would be cool

P.S. the first and second verses are supposed to fit between the choruses, so you have to rap them to the right timing. The last one overlaps the ending chorus, but it's about the same speed as the second verse

WARNING: Some parts are quite vulgar
Here goes:

Oh no, it's me back in the place
Everybody's making room like they got maced in the face
Check it, I'm about to rap old school on your a**
My bars are dangerous like a fap in home school during class
You can't get flyer than this
Let me roll up the grass; I got more higher to get
My motto is: puff, pass, get wild as s***
I'm tearing you a new one n****
I'm staring, watching you run n****
Yes I'm back in the building, say farewell to the ceiling
Since it's the infamous freestyler on the track,
I'll sprint this distance like a half-miler, with 'Ye on the wax
I've got my paper and pen, yeah I'm ready to kirk
It's time you check it again; though this is a great verse
But my rhymes never end, so I'll never place first
Man I'm the hairbrained stranger
Rhymes so fly they sleep in airplane hangars
And air force style,man I'm titled Sergeant major
Them pigs and narcs are wallowing
While people flock to follow me
Like they're the animals and I'm the manger
And you ask why they run from your crew, ranger?
Man I'm hand feeding kittens, and I plant seed in b*****s
Do it fast like the dishes, hope it lasts like them Christians
When their acting pastors mention
The gates of Heaven hang on rusty hinges
Now you ask what this is missin'
It's the brass, go 'head listen
[chorus]
[resumes right when chorus pauses]
Oh, that's my cue, yes it's you-know-who
Reppin' the 2-0-2
Preppin' a new verse too
And it's okay if you
Rookies feel the need to bow down
Before the merited crown
Because your new groove sound is like the YouTube crowd:
Unintelligent and irrelevant
And it's evident that you rap just for the h*** of it
You function as rap's impediment
I'll wear you away like fat and sediment
Us gifted will continue to kick it with the sick s***
We're going to bury your twisted lyrics
With the illest and realist sonic
We'll teach you with phonics
Yeah we stay stuntin'
Take short hits off the blunts like we buntin'
No frontin', so sit down, chill out, relax, kick back and max
'Cause you punks know our tracks never wack
Time for the chorus to shine bright like the morn star
So let me stop again right where the horns are
[chorus]
Oh I guess it's me,
Back to kill verse three
Let me get right to it, so I can bring you to ruins
Yes I am the greatest
S**t's tight like virgin anus
If you like the A-list ape s*** I'm sprayin'
rewind, tape and replay it
Your girl was on my pager, added her number:
I'll buzz her later
Collectin' them 818ers
yeah I'm talkin Cali
Targeting L.A. valley
That chick was so fine, nad now you got bovine
I got the rap that'll slow time, like the Tiid Klo sign
She said "I hope you don't miss me"
Now you try to diss me
What, you mad that your h** mine?
Man I'm just freestylin'
Now you know, who got the mad flow
It's me in the house n****
You bout to get bounced n****
Like balls by Chris Paul
Or checks from females at the mall
Get on your knees and b**** crawl, because my flow is raw
You say the rain is sacred, but you're practicin' dangerous capers to get the painless papers
Tryin' to get high like a G6
Tryin' to build crack houses out of these bricks
But I'm comin' in and takin what I want
Call it rapin'
But it's over; before you know it I'm done

Pretty funny huh? haha. It's not meant to be critiqued seriously, I was just having fun and wanted to share, but go ahead and give feedback if you want. I'm not an aspiring rapper or anything, just a guy who was trolling on omegle