It's A Granny

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  1. LooknGlass said:

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    I've got behind her waaay too many times. Had to write about her just for fun.
    P.S. This a true story except for the curb pass and going to work part...the finger was true also.


    (Vs)
    I can barely see the top of her head
    I wonder how she can see to drive
    She has a death grip on the steering wheel
    She has to be 90 doin 25

    (Chorus)
    Good gracious it's a granny again
    Good grief I got passed by a bike
    Good gracious it's a granny again
    Seems I've been behind her almost all of my life

    (Vs)
    Her left signal went on 3 miles ago
    Now I'm too afraid to make a pass
    I don't want to honk, she might lose control
    But I'm late for work and runnin out of gas

    (Chorus)
    Good gracious it's a granny again
    Good grief I got passed by a bike
    Good gracious it's a granny again
    Seems I've been behind her almost all of my life

    (Bridge)
    I took a chance and I busted a move
    Managed to pass her by using the curb
    I glanced in the rear view as I sped off
    She was mouthing something; flipping me the bird

    (Chorus)
    Good gracious it's a granny again
    Good grief I got passed by a bike
    Good gracious it's a granny again
    Seems I was behind her almost all of my life
    (Repeat)

    © L. James Tanner
    Last edited by LooknGlass; 08-10-2013 at 03:52 PM.
     
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    Doug Denslowe said:

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    It's the little old lady from Pasadena!Go granny,go granny,go granny,go!
     
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    amaryn said:

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    Hahaha! LooknGlass) You ARE a humorous man and I like this a lot.
    Vivid description of happenings I have always esteemed, I like to do that myself too.
    Thanks!
     
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    Frankie Jasmine said:

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    LookNGlass, this is precious! I love it. Your descriptions are "spot on," as the British say. And I have to say, since I have children and grandchildren, that I have heard similar complaints voiced many times as they drive/ride the roadways.
     
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    Johnb31 said:

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    Haha I love this it's so true I've been behind my fair share of granny's. Half of them don't know where they are going and even if they do know most of them can't even see what's 2 feet in front of them so they drive slow thinking that will help.
    There is not enough space or time to truly let the song unwind
     
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    Doug Denslowe said:

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    I wish all of you guys reading this could hear "Hey Grandma"by Moby Grape.if you like classic rockers that tear down the house,look it up on YouTube.you can thank me later!