It's A Granny

I've got behind her waaay too many times. Had to write about her just for fun.
P.S. This a true story except for the curb pass and going to work part...the finger was true also.


(Vs)
I can barely see the top of her head
I wonder how she can see to drive
She has a death grip on the steering wheel
She has to be 90 doin 25

(Chorus)
Good gracious it's a granny again
Good grief I got passed by a bike
Good gracious it's a granny again
Seems I've been behind her almost all of my life

(Vs)
Her left signal went on 3 miles ago
Now I'm too afraid to make a pass
I don't want to honk, she might lose control
But I'm late for work and runnin out of gas

(Chorus)
Good gracious it's a granny again
Good grief I got passed by a bike
Good gracious it's a granny again
Seems I've been behind her almost all of my life

(Bridge)
I took a chance and I busted a move
Managed to pass her by using the curb
I glanced in the rear view as I sped off
She was mouthing something; flipping me the bird

(Chorus)
Good gracious it's a granny again
Good grief I got passed by a bike
Good gracious it's a granny again
Seems I was behind her almost all of my life
(Repeat)

© L. James Tanner

It's the little old lady from Pasadena!Go granny,go granny,go granny,go!

Hahaha! LooknGlass) You ARE a humorous man and I like this a lot.
Vivid description of happenings I have always esteemed, I like to do that myself too.
Thanks!

LookNGlass, this is precious! I love it. Your descriptions are "spot on," as the British say. And I have to say, since I have children and grandchildren, that I have heard similar complaints voiced many times as they drive/ride the roadways.

Haha I love this it's so true I've been behind my fair share of granny's. Half of them don't know where they are going and even if they do know most of them can't even see what's 2 feet in front of them so they drive slow thinking that will help.

I wish all of you guys reading this could hear "Hey Grandma"by Moby Grape.if you like classic rockers that tear down the house,look it up on YouTube.you can thank me later!