All The Good Ones Are Taken

Why have you never married
I asked him
All the good ones are taken
He replied

I'd never marry an ugly woman
I'd never marry a real fatty
Unless she was rich
And then she wouldn't want me

All The Good Ones Are Taken
A lot of bad ones are taken too
I look around at women today
Half of them have tattoos

All The Good Ones Are Taken
Not many women left like my mom
I look around at women today
Most of them are real dumb

I came close to getting
married once
Both her mother and father
Hated me

At least I didn't set up a divorce
That's about all marriage does nowadays
Unless you are rich
And you're not set in your ways

All The Good Ones Are Taken
A lot of bad ones are taken too
I look around at women today
Half of them have tattos
All The Good Ones Are Taken
Not many women left like my mom
I look around at women today
Most of them are so dumb

Jim Colyer ascap

Liked it Jim, kind of country cynical

I agree with orsen. Maybe the guy is a bit too picky. I know some very nice ladies who have tattoos.