He thinks UFOs are real
Speaks of the Phoenix lights
Spends his time in Toronto
In strip clubs every night
He dates a girl named Heidi
She's of Serbian descent
She keeps him wondering
Where his money went

Life is a paradox
It's a contradiction
Hard to distinguish
Between fact and fiction
That's what my cousin says
He has some answers
He must know something
He's got that dancer

He listens to Coast to Coast
Puts some stock in Bigfoot
Believes in ancient aliens
Hangs out with George Noory
He takes good care of Heidi
Buys her clothes, pays her rent
She's driving a new car
That sex is heaven sent

Life is a paradox
It's a contradiction
Got a yes and no answer
For every question
Life is a paradox
That's what my cousin says
He must know something
He's got that dancer

Bridge:
You can't live if you don't die
You can't die if you don't live
You can't give if you don't take
You can't take if you don't give

Life is a paradox
It's a contradiction
Hard to distinguish
Between fact and fiction
That's what my cousin says
He has some answers
He must know something
He's got that dancer

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