Chorus:
MJ & The Statlers
Worst two music acts
Both were horrible
That's a fact
Hearing their music
Made me physically ill
Listening to that crap
Made me wanna kill

MJ liked to beat it
dreaming of Billie Jean
Please forgive me
If I seem mean
Couldn't stand that pervert
Glad that sucker died
A child molester
I know he lied

MJ & The Statlers
Worst two music acts
Both were horrible
That's a fact
Hearing their music
Made me physically ill
Listening to that crap
Made me wanna kill

Bridge:
We all have our favorites
All have some we hate
Music is subjective
Can you relate?

guitar

Those Statler Brothers
They grossed me out
When they came on TV
I had to leave the house
That hideous harmony
Caused me so much pain
Like a dentist drilling
Through my brain

MJ & The Statlers
Worst two music acts
Both were horrible
That's a fact
Hearing their music
Made me physically ill
Listening to that crap
Made me wanna kill

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