I'm Brown But I Ain't From Brampton - Mayoralty Race, Rob Ford -- Toronto

Howdy folks, never tried anything like this before. I wrote this little rap tune back in late February. I got busy with a few other projects and kinda forgot about it. Would really appreciate any feedback..thanks!



I'm brown but I ain't from Brampton
I hail from the City made famous by Jimmy
uh..not really...
T-Dot - big shot
Big Smoke
Fat jokes
Crack jokes
we don't give a f*ck, bring a fat spliff when you smoke with us
please Jimmy, you be talkin' Patwa better than Bob and Ziggy
we might pass out but we ain't cracked out
big Robbie's got our backs
political games, personal attacks, latenight wise-cracks
it don't matter, our Mayor's cuttin' the fat, more ways than one
talk is cheap, cash is King, no one's saved more than Robbie ching..ching

Livin in the hood, Pharmacy and Finch
here in the projects you better not flinch, spend like the grinch and don't give an inch
subways, streetcars, L.R f*cken T's,
how'bout Sandro waitin' in a Bentley, Mayor do it please!
Keep on rolling son, who else is gonna fill City Hall with the sound of Marley's number one?
no one, can't be done
might be too hard havin' that much fun - for some
we'll see you at the Queen for the next session and linguistics lession
how 'bout a strip steak fresh of the grill?...
that would fit the bill
wouldn't wanna attract the Cops, so lets put away the wobbly pops and keep 'em in the doughnut shops
drunken stupors lead to crack induced bloopers
give 'em what they want and we all look like losers
nothing will change, self serving politicians spend and deal when they get behind the city wheel,
the race is on, no more mistakes,
the past is the past, step up and do it fast
don't look now but Chows in the race, what the f*ck dog she's in first place!
damn near knocked Tori flat on his face, Ace
grab some dumbbells and get pumped,
keep your eye on the prize, gotta set the pace, hit your stride and win this 5-way race for first place
Council wants your a*ss in a sling,
don't give in, keep fightin‘, let Minnan-Wong hear the fat lady sing, let Dougie do his thing or the gravy train gets an upgrade with extra bling.. Peace – TORONTO

edit: BTW I did actually send this to Mayor Ford's office back in March