I Married An Idiot

Married and divorced
Four times
The only child she had
Was mine
The only man she loved
Was her father
Someone got him first
Her mother

I Married An Idiot
Might as well admit it
I can't forget it
I Married An Idiot

Always on the prowl
No end
She's every bum in town's
Best friend
She put a lawyer on me
Made me nervous
Now she's joined
A dating service

I Married An Idiot
Might as well admit it
I can't forget it
I Married An Idiot

I swore I'd never
Marry again
I'd just be one
Of twenty men

I Married An Idiot
Might as well admit it
I can't forget it
I Married An Idiot

jimcolyer.com

And they lived happily ever after ....

Good lyrics Jim!

These lyrics are reminiscent of the type written by Steven Page (formerly of the Barenaked Ladies) and Ed Robertson (current member).

Thanks for your comments.