Everyone's a critic
Everyone's an expert
Everyone's a genius
In their own minds
Everyone's a wit
Everyone's an authority
Everyone's a pro
Blind leading the blind

Everyone's a judge
Everyone's got answers
Everyone's in the know
In their own schools
Everyone's a pundit
Everyone's a prodigy
Everyone's a guru
Fools listening to fools

People will gladly
Tell you how it is
How things are
What you should do
But the truth is
They know nothing
They'll go to their graves
Just like you

Everyone's a winner
Everyone's a big shot
Everyone's an Einstein
Everyone's a star
Everyone's a chief
Everyone's got solutions
Doesn't matter how
Screwed up they are

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