Cant say I married late
But I was no kid
I should've known better
The way it is today
Divorce rate 50 percent
Is like flipping a coin
And when in-laws hate you
It ends in one way

Married At 34
Divorced At 39
We had a few good years
Before the change came
Married At 34
Divorced At 39
Before I turned 40
It went down the drain

I still have my son
I'm happy for that
We should've gone on
Just living together
Like Woody Allen said
It's the death of hope
Marriage really sucks
Nothing lasts forever

Married At 34
Divorced At 39
We had a few good years
Before the change came
Married At 34
Divorced At 39
Before I turned 40
It went down the drain

I just wanna be free
Keep my personal autonomy

Married At 34
Divorced At 39
We had a few good years
Before the change came
Married At 34
Divorced At 39
Before I turned 40
It went down the drain

Jim Colyer ascap