Happy are the prostitutes

She's not so discrete,
To ask if she can excrete,
And she gets stalked by brutes,
Following the migration of the prostitutes.

[Instrumental]

Isn't it in a beatitude?
Happy are the people in the nude,
Watch that fat old man - I bet he can't refuse,
Probably cause no one else wants him to use...

And no, I don't find it slightly attractive,
My mind's not vivid or over-active,
Hooker heels and Pink Eye-liner,
Couldn't you have looked a little finer?
Standing on street corners,
Waiting to get picked up,
In a black Mercedes,
or a pick-up truck,
She's easy,
Think she's trying to tease me...
(It's not working!)

Won't you crash and won't you burn,
Jack the ripper's mom doth mourn,
Tarted up with a G cup,
Who in their right mind would knock that up?

And no, I don't find it slightly attractive,
My mind's not vivid or over-active,
Hooker heels and Pink Eye-liner,
Couldn't you have looked a little finer?
Standing on street corners,
Waiting to get picked up,
In a black Mercedes,
or a pick-up truck,
She's easy,
Think she's trying to tease me...
(It's not working!)

They don't expect to be blown a kiss goodbye,
As soon as he's gone they probably break down and cry,
But don't go looking for Jim to fix this,
I'm not sure you'll be missed if you leave the business.

And no, I don't find it slightly attractive,
My mind's not vivid or over-active,
Hooker heels and Pink Eye-liner,
Couldn't you have looked a little finer?
Standing on street corners,
Waiting to get picked up,
In a black Mercedes,
or a pick-up truck,
She's easy,
Think she's trying to tease me...
(It's not working!)

And no, I don't find it slightly attractive,
My mind's not vivid or over-active,
Hooker heels and Pink Eye-liner,
Couldn't you have looked a little finer?
Standing on street corners,
Waiting to get picked up,
In a black Mercedes,
or a pick-up truck,
She's easy,
Think she's trying to tease me...
(It's not working!
It's not working!)