Drunk...

My first post:

Here's an offer i'd like to miss
doing my thing and drinking bliss
and then a girl by happenstance
is now asking me for a chance

I'd like to say I wish she knew
about the things that i dont do
I said it once, ill say it again
I clearly see you as a friend

It's not that i don't see your eyes
youve got beauty that can hypnotize
i dont wanna seem to rude
but please girl try and lay off the food!

---Chorus---
Oh how can i measure youre worth?
maybe in kilos or your girth
oh why'd it have to be this way
now im drunk and i'm not gay
time to try something new
so here I am to sleep with you
---Chorus---

A morning full of deep regret
for all the guys I get my story set
but on facebook I check the pics
and **** this girl gave me forty licks

now I creep back to society
i guess i tasted some variety
i'll have to blame you old friend
liquid bliss you are my end

---Chorus---
x2

I like it, but I think the chorus could use some work.

'Now I'm drunk and I'm not gay' - I don't like it. I seems very simple minded, but I can tell by the rest of the song you're not. Consider changing it.

And, personally, I'd repeat the 'time to try something new so here I am to sleep with you' because it would make it a whole 16 bars of music (if going by 4/4... I think you are.)

Nice song anyway. It made me lol. :P

Me and my band just go to music for the last two bars of the chours, kinda lame but whatever. Im the drummer, not bad lyrics for a drummer haha :-D

Okay, just as long as there are the last two bars there.