Fara Zahar : Sa Traiti bine

anyone can translate this in english or italian? multumesc...
I:
N-am mai trecut de mult prin sat, obisnuiam sa trec mai des
Amu' is tare ocupat da' mi-o trimis un SMS
Vecinu' cela de pe deal ce mi-o zis ca mama-i vie
O mai crescut doi dinti la cal si tata be' (pe datorie)
Vecinu' asta-i bou, imi scrie chestii fara rost
In loc sa-mi spuna ce mai face dusmanu' meu, sefu' de post
Eu il urasc pe politai dar toate cate s-au intamplat
Imi ia prea mult sa povestesc (mai bine fa un rezumat)
Intr-o noapte furtunoasa saream gardul la o vecina
Care nu era acasa si-am plecat cu o gaina
Cand pe strada politaiu' ma opreste (cu respecte)
Cica gardu' si gaina i se par treburi suspecte
Vorbe' c-un coleg prin statie ca sa-i povesteasca faza
Da' eu nu intelegeam cine dracu'-i Vulturu' si cine Baza
Nici eu n-am stat mai moale si i-am zis atata
'Da-te ca-ti crap capu' cu gaina 'tu-ti codu' penalu' ma-ti !'
Cand natura ma impinge sa ma duc la toaleta
Si-mi tin cuculetzul in mana, adica mana mi-e suspecta ?
Dar el nu si nu, amenda, eu-i zic 'Bai, minte creatza !
Daca stiam ca-mi dai amenda apai luam gaina de la piata.'

Refren:
Iti daruim cu drag o suta de amenzi
Sa nu mai razi de noi pe strada cand ne vezi
Colegii cu cagule te tin si eu te bat
Jucam cu tine 'bâza', ia ghiceste cine-o dat.

II:
Cine-o pus asfalt pe drum acela n-o fost om nebun
Dar sa dea Domnu sa turbe ala care i-o pus curbe
Mie-mi trebuie strada dreapta sa nu tre' sa-nvart colacu'
Ca de fiecare data intru-n sant, nu stiu cum dracu'
Si-uite asa din casa mamii o ramas numai miraju'
Ca era la cotitura si-am uitat sa fac viraju'
Lu' mama nu-i venea sa creada cat de multa tocatura
Pot sa fac din cal si vaca cand busesc masina-n sura
Dar in dreptu' primariei politaiu' circumspect
Imi facu un semn cu mana sprijinind ceva erect
Un par mare cu 3 becuri da' era aprins doar unu' rosu
Eu scot calendaru'...Ce, o venit deja Craciunu' ?
Destramandu-ma la creier ca un fin cunoscator
Imi dau seama ca agentul sprijinea un semafor
Altu-i povestea prin statie despre nu stiu ce gaina
Da' eu ii citeam pe fatza ciuda ca mi-am luat masina
'Ce tot aperi semaforul si stai tzantzos ca un tzap
Daca-ti place, ia-l acasa, spala-te cu el pe cap,
Pune-i-l in fatza soacrei sa-i arate numai rosu
Ca sa inteleaga odata ca de fapt tu esti cocosu'
Si sa nu mai umble noaptea sa izbeasca usile
Cand iti fugaresti femeia sa ii pui catusele.'

N-am mai trecut de mult prin sat, obisnuiam sa trec mai des
//I didn't walk past the village for a long time,I used to pass it by more often,
Amu' is tare ocupat da' mi-o trimis un SMS
//Now I am very tied up but he wrote me a SMS
Vecinu' cela de pe deal ce mi-o zis ca mama-i vie
//That neighbour from the hill who said that (my)mother is alive
O mai crescut doi dinti la cal si tata be' (pe datorie)
//Two other teeth from the horse rose and father drinks(in debt)
Vecinu' asta-i bou, imi scrie chestii fara rost
//That neighbour is an ox, he writes me things without sense
In loc sa-mi spuna ce mai face dusmanu' meu, sefu' de post
//Instead of telling me what my enemy is doing,the boss of the sentry
Eu il urasc pe politai dar toate cate s-au intamplat
//I hate the policeman but everything what happend
Imi ia prea mult sa povestesc (mai bine fa un rezumat)
//Takes too long to report (better to make a summary)
Intr-o noapte furtunoasa saream gardul la o vecina
//In a rough night I jumped over the fence from a neighbour[meaning here a woman]
Care nu era acasa si-am plecat cu o gaina
//who wasn't at home and I left with a chicken
Cand pe strada politaiu' ma opreste (cu respecte)
//When the policeman flags me down on the street(with respect)...
Cica gardu' si gaina i se par treburi suspecte
//saying that the fence and the chicken seem to be dubious things for him
Vorbe' c-un coleg prin statie ca sa-i povesteasca faza
//He talked to another colleague in the (police)station to tell him the story
Da' eu nu intelegeam cine dracu'-i Vulturu' si cine Baza
//But I didn't undersand who damn is the vulture and who the stork[I think it is meant here who is the "good" and "bad"one]
Nici eu n-am stat mai moale si i-am zis atata
//Me neither didn't remain softly and I just told him:
'Da-te ca-ti crap capu' cu gaina 'tu-ti codu' penalu' ma-ti !'
//'Go away otherwise I'm going to break up your head,give a fu** on your police code[hard to translate]
Cand natura ma impinge sa ma duc la toaleta
//When nature jostles me to go to lavatory...
Si-mi tin cuculetzul in mana, adica mana mi-e suspecta ?
//And I hold "my thing" in my hand,does it mean that my hand is suspect to me?
Dar el nu si nu, amenda, eu-i zic 'Bai, minte creatza !
//But he[the policeman] still 'No' and 'No' [policeman says no,no], I tell him: 'Hey you crazy mind!
Daca stiam ca-mi dai amenda apai luam gaina de la piata.'
//If i knew that you would fine me I would have bought the chicken from the market.'


Refren:
Iti daruim cu drag o suta de amenzi
//We present you gladly with hundred of fines
Sa nu mai razi de noi pe strada cand ne vezi
//So that you won't laugh anymore at us when you see us on the street
Colegii cu cagule te tin si eu te bat
//The colleagues hold you with the face guards and I am beating you
Jucam cu tine 'bâza', ia ghiceste cine-o dat.
//We play with you 'bâza',try to guess who crashed you.


II:
Cine-o pus asfalt pe drum acela n-o fost om nebun
//Who put asphalt on the ground wasn't a crazy man
Dar sa dea Domnu sa turbe ala care i-o pus curbe
//But with Gods will he who made on it curves will go mad
Mie-mi trebuie strada dreapta sa nu tre' sa-nvart colacu'
//I need the street straightforward so that I don't have to turn the wheel
Ca de fiecare data intru-n sant, nu stiu cum dracu'
//Because everytime in a village, damn I don't know the way of doing it
Si-uite asa din casa mamii o ramas numai miraju'
//And look,like this just the illusion remained in mothers house
Ca era la cotitura si-am uitat sa fac viraju'
//Because she was at the turnoff and I forgot to make the turning
Lu' mama nu-i venea sa creada cat de multa tocatura
//My mom couldn't believe the dimension of the destruction
Pot sa fac din cal si vaca cand busesc masina-n sura
//I am also able to make out of horse a cow when I am shaping the car into the barn
Dar in dreptu' primariei politaiu' circumspect
//But infront of the policeman's guildhall circumspectly...
Imi fac un semn cu mana sprijinind ceva erect
//I make myself a sign with my hand by holding something erect [meaning his genital thing lol]
Un par mare cu 3 becuri da' era aprins doar unu' rosu
//A big jamb with 3 light bulbs but just a red-one was on
Eu scot calendaru'...Ce, o venit deja Craciunu' ?
//I take the calendar..Pardon?Christmas already arrived?
Destramandu-ma la creier ca un fin cunoscator
//Collapse my brain like a fine fancier
Imi dau seama ca agentul sprijinea un semafor
//I notice that the agent was reinforcing a traffic light
Altu-i povestea prin statie despre nu stiu ce gaina
//Someone else told him in the station about an unknown chicken
Da' eu ii citeam pe fatza ciuda ca mi-am luat masina
//But I could read on his face the jealousy because I bought a new car
'Ce tot aperi semaforul si stai tzantzos ca un tzap
//'Why are you securing all the time the traffic light and why do you stand touchy like a billy goat?'
Daca-ti place, ia-l acasa, spala-te cu el pe cap,
//If you like it, take it home,wash your hair with it
Pune-i-l in fatza soacrei sa-i arate numai rosu
//Put it infront of the mother-in-law to show her just red
Ca sa inteleaga odata ca de fapt tu esti cocosu'
//To make her understand that actually you are the ****
Si sa nu mai umble noaptea sa izbeasca usile
//And that she should not walk through the house by night and cracks the doors
Cand iti fugaresti femeia sa ii pui catusele.'
//when you make your wife running to put her on the manacles.'

puh hard job coz it's written dubiously I did my best...

oh and I forgot the title: fara zahar-sa traiti bine= without sugar-have a good life

multumesc foarte mult..

cu placere

I think for the band name "Sugarfree" will be a better translation.

lol its a band name? sorry,didn't notice yet :P I thought it is something like in cooking books hehe scuzee