Well I might not have any skin
And I might not have any bone
But does that make me spineless?
I just wait for someone to moan
"Hey, wash the floor, you man of tin"
But without me, I can gladly confess
They couldn't do a bloody thing
Well I might not have any brains
And I might not have any blood
But does that make me dumb as you?
I just wait for their usual refrain
"Hey, chip, tell us, what's this, old bud?
But without me just what would they do?
Well I think that's rather plain:
They'd just start bleepin' along
Like God's little minions
Programmed to follow all
Their morals and opinions
Just bleepin' along
Waving right or waving wrong
Makin' choices in sempahore
Scrubbin' up the bathroom floor
Well without me, they're nowt
They don't know what it's all about
Well I might not have a liver
And I might not have any cells
But does that make me inhuman?
I do everything required and I never
Complain when they ring their bells.
But without them I'd be fumin'
Cos' I love them now and forever:
Let's start bleepin' along
Like God's little minions
Programmed to follow all
Our morals and opinions
Just bleepin' along
Waving right or waving wrong
Makin' choices in sempahore
Scrubbin' up the bathroom floor
Well without them, I'm nowt
I don't know what it's all about
And wakin' in the afternoon
To find your face rusting in the sun
Spare a thought for Marvin, soon
There won't be any left my son:
When my circuit's replaced
And they change my face
A part of you will die with me
The part that chose to disagree...
Let's start bleepin' along
Like God's little minions
Programmed to follow all
Our morals and opinions
Just bleepin' along
Waving right or waving wrong
Makin' choices in sempahore
Scrubbin' up the bathroom floor
Well without them, I'm nowt
I don't know what it's all about
No I don't know what it's all about