Dulce- Radu Sirbu feat. Mahay

Can someone translate this into English please? =)
Thanks!!

Istoria acestei mari iubiri a inceput
In seara cand tergiversat de amintiri
De tine m-am impiedicat
Iubito nu stiu ce faceai sub gard
Doarmeai sau poate ca erai grabita
Sa efectuezi teleportarea pe orbita

Nuu mi-am zis aceasta zana-ncantatoare
De sub gard trebuie adusa la suflare. Imediat
Doua palme trei sudalme si-o injuratura dura
Stai ca-ncepe a da din gura
Da miroase a muratura

Si doar dupa respiratie…artificiala
Cand suflam in cavitatea ei bucala
Eu am inteles ca…

Dragoste nu are
Varsta, sex, culoare
N-are , n-are, n-are
N-are , n-are, n-are
Dragostea nu stie
Ce-ai sa-mi spui tu mie
Cand am sa te chem. La noapte
Sa mancam orez cu lapte… DULCE

Am ramas placut surprins
Cand te-am vazut la mine acasa. In dormitor
Si atunci in suflet s-a aprins
Si nu numai in suflet
Sentimentul care-l asteptam de-o viata
Ooo dulceata stai s-aprind lumina
Sa vad cum arata zina

Dar erai incantatoare
Cele doua paranteze mari
Cu par roscat pe ele
Se numeau picioare
Fondul fetei verde palid
Nu putea ascunde
Profunzimea ochilor caprui
Care priveau oriunde

Numai nu la cosurile tale
Date-n floare
Ce ninsoare de matreata
Ti-a cazut peste musteata
Parca esti un Mos Craciun
Te mai speli si cu sapun
Hai drum buna pana la baie
Ca miroase aici a…MIEEE

Istoria acestei mari iubiri a continuat
In clipa cand am tras si eu
Niste priviri profunde. In oglinda
Unde rapanos ca o camila
Si paros ca o gorila
Mandru imi zambea simpatic
Mutra mea de porc salbatic

N-am mai rezistat
Si-npins de pasiune am strigat
Te iubesc la disperare
Esti al ghietzii mele soare
Mi-a raspuns emotionata
Sa ne sarutam odata
Te iubesc si eu podoaba
Si m-ai tras la tine-n cada

Istoria acestei mari iubiri a inceput
The history of this love began
In seara cand tergiversat de amintiri
In the night when, shook by memories,
De tine m-am impiedicat
I ran into you
Iubito nu stiu ce faceai sub gard
My love, I don;t know what you were doing under the fence
Doarmeai sau poate ca erai grabita
You were sleeping or maybe you were in a hurry
Sa efectuezi teleportarea pe orbita
To perform teleportation on the orbits

Nuu mi-am zis aceasta zana-ncantatoare
'Noo', I said, this lovely fairy
De sub gard trebuie adusa la suflare. Imediat
Under the fence, must be revived, Immediately
Doua palme trei sudalme si-o injuratura dura
Two slaps, three bad words and a tough swear
Stai ca-ncepe a da din gura
Wait, she starts to babble
Da miroase a muratura
But she smells like sour vegetables

Si doar dupa respiratie…artificiala
And only after artifficial breath
Cand suflam in cavitatea ei bucala
When i was blowing into her mouth
Eu am inteles ca…
I understood that..

Dragostea nu are
Love doesn;t have
Varsta, sex, culoare
Age, sex, colour
N-are , n-are, n-are
It doesn't, it doesn't, it doesn't
Dragostea nu stie
Love doesn;t know
Ce-ai sa-mi spui tu mie
What you're going to tell me
Cand am sa te chem. La noapte
When i'm gonna call you. Tonight
Sa mancam orez cu lapte… DULCE
To eat rice with sweet milk

Am ramas placut surprins
I remained pleasantly surprised
Cand te-am vazut la mine acasa. In dormitor
When i saw you at my house. In the bedroom
Si atunci in suflet s-a aprins
And then in my soul has lightened up
Si nu numai in suflet
And not only in my soul
Sentimentul care-l asteptam de-o viata
The feeling i've been waiting for a lifetime
Ooo dulceata stai s-aprind lumina
Oh, sweety, let me turn on the light
Sa vad cum arata zina
To see what the fairy looks like

Dar erai incantatoare
But you were lovely
Cele doua paranteze mari
The two big parenthesises
Cu par roscat pe ele
With red hair on them
Se numeau picioare
Were called 'feet'
Fondul fetei verde palid
The face foundation, pale,
Nu putea ascunde
Couldn;t hide
Profunzimea ochilor caprui
The deepness of the brown eyes
Care priveau oriunde
That looked anywhere

Numai nu la cosurile tale
Anywhere but your zits
Date-n floare
(sth like go to hell)
Ce ninsoare de matreata
What an amount of dandruff
Ti-a cazut peste musteata
Fell over your moustache
Parca esti un Mos Craciun
You look like Santa Claus
Te mai speli si cu sapun
And you wash yourself with soap
Hai drum buna pana la baie
Have a nice trip to the bathroom
Ca miroase aici a…MIEEE
Cause here it smells like.. MIEEE

Istoria acestei mari iubiri a continuat
The history of this love continued
In clipa cand am tras si eu
The moment when I took
Niste priviri profunde. In oglinda
Some deep looks. In the mirror
Unde rapanos ca o camila
Where, scabby like a camel
Si paros ca o gorila
And hairy like a gorilla
Mandru imi zambea simpatic
Nicely smiled, attractively,
Mutra mea de porc salbatic
My face like a wild pig

N-am mai rezistat
I couldn;t take no more
Si-npins de pasiune am strigat
And, lead by passion, I cried
Te iubesc la disperare
I love you desperately
Esti al ghietzii mele soare
You;re the sunshine of my life
Mi-a raspuns emotionata
She answered nervously
Sa ne sarutam odata
Let's kiss already
Te iubesc si eu podoaba
I love you too, (literally it's decoration, but it's the idea of beauty)
Si m-ai tras la tine-n cada
And you *did* me in your bath tub

Thanks a lot!

your welcome