If you want trouble in your life
If you have never been to jail
If you want yourself an evil wife
Who'll take you straight to Hell
Take your next paycheck to to a bar
And buy her some drinks
Let her give you some backseat lovin' in your car
Then buy her a wedding ring

If you want trouble in your life
She fits the bill
If you want long sleepless nights
If you like evil
She fits the bill

If you want your friends to call you a fool
If you want to loose your job
If you want to sing the devil's blues
If you want to be treated like a junkyard dog
If you want to be sick and tired
And stay drunk all the time
If you want to be down to your last dolla
And about to lose your mind

If you want trouble in your life
She fits the bill
If you want long sleepless nights
If you like evil
She fits the bill