sex on your video tape
your brain says its easy to make
charm, pick your plot and your scene
film, you're the star of the screen

they think the grass is greener on the other side
i know the grass aint greener on the other side

in desperation they strip their clothes
their dreams of stardom go up in smoke
the camera rolls, they're in the porno show
the camera rolls, we're all in the porno show

where've all the great porno movies gone
ones that left you sore for days
wher've all the greta porno movies gone
bet your life you wish you were the star