BARFLY- Jeff Who
It starts with a haircut that you don’t understand
all dressed looking so sharp just
knowing that you’re the man
with a walk to the beat and you’re move’s on repeat
the game is on tonight
With a smile on your face
but along with the taste
a lonliness to re place
Oh man you look so good tonight
every woman you need for your expertise
to hear the cheers for you where you sit alone
but with your dignity on the phone
begging you to come home
Your mind slips away with every minute that you stay
Messed up your haircut but
still you feel the same
’Coz your god’s gift to women
but they don’t have opinion
at least not the pretty ones
As long as they keep on coming
this place she belong in
a game you’ll never win
So sad this seems to be a fate
all alone a gain and a fat off day
you should be let to come in and you’ll never win
unless the golden rule becomes your friend
and you should never return
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CONGRATULATIONS
Congratulations you won
You made a fool of everyone
You take your best friends for a ride
And now your parents lost their pride
You could've gone back to the start
But now instead you've gone too far
I'm pretty sure it leaves a scar
But that's ok you're still the star
The destination unkown
You're out there laughing all alone
The celebration you want
The rode to fame has just begun
Oh, It's so good you have it all
Some go up and never fall
You never stop you just want more
Cause you're the one they're screaming for
"-Please tell me you're going to appeal to my humanity..."
"-Actually, I'm planning to threaten you."
"Well, if you'll excuse me, I have work to do. Evil plots don't just make themselves, you know!"