A humourous song!
Title: Psouris Kapsouris
Music and Lyrics: Kosta Bigalis
Sung by Kosta Bigalis
Lp: Τou Aigaiou ta blues (Lyra 1991)
Track no: 02 (A side)
Έχω αμάξι με πέντε ρόδες****
I've got a 5 wheels car
κι έχω και μάτι που τρυπάει
and I've also got an eye that drills
Σαν καρχαρίας σε φέρνω βόλτες
I surround you like a shark
κι η αφεντιά σου δε με πάει
but your "majesty" doesn't like me
Υψηλοτάτη, παρακαλώ σας
Your "highness", I please you
να με δεχτείτε στον οντά,
to accept me in your bed
γιατί δεν είμαι στα καλά μου
cause I'm not going well
κι αυτή η νύχτα δεν περνά!
and this one seems as, an endless night
Κααα-ψούρης, καψούρης, ψούρης, καψουράκος
In love, in love, in love, in love
κι εσύ δε λες να πεις το ναι!
and you have no intention of saying "yes"
Μούρη εσύ, αλλά κι εγώ μουράτος,
You look nice, but I'm also looking the same way
μαγκάκι και σοφιστικέ!
a smart cultured guy!
Ναι!
Oh yes!
Ψούρης, καψούρης, καψουράκος...
In love, in love, in love...
Έχω ανέσεις και καταθέσεις
I live in confort, I've got bank deposits
κι ένα σπιτάκι που φυσάει
and one trully nicehouse
Δεν έχω ύπνο γιατί σε θέλω
I have no sleep cause I want you
κι η αφεντιά σου δε με πάει.
but your "majesty" doesn't like me.
Ωραιοτάτη, πολιορκώ σας
My "finnest", I besiege you
στης γειτονιάς σας τα στενά,
in the alleys of your neighborhood
κάνω προτάσεις με ουσία
I'm making some serious offers
κι εσείς δε λέτε ούτε "γεια"!
but you are not saying even a "hallo"!
***** He is even counting the spare one! 
Last edited by Amethystos; 08-28-2010 at 05:59 PM.
"Gilgamesh, where are you hurrying to?
You will never find that life for which you are looking.
When the gods created man they allotted to him death,
but life they retained in their own keeping"