Brave Combo – Coal And Switches Lyrics

Ho Ho Ho Little Boy, What Is It You Want?
"A Little Girl"
Yeah, Just What I Thought.
"Gee Santa Claus, You're Sure Out Of Shape"
Hmm, Maybe I'll Review Your Surveillance Tape.

Well Well Well.
You Blew Up The Toilet With An M-80,
You Told A Naughty Story To A Nice Lady.
You Back Talked Mom, You Told A Lie,
You Better Watch Out, I'm Telling You Why.

Coal And Switches, Coal And Switches.
That's What The Bad Kids Are Gettin' This Christmas.
Coal, Cold And Hard As Your Heart.
Little Thin Switches To Make You Smart.

Coal And Switches, Coal And Switches.
Either Way That Oughta Warm Your Britches.
Now, Ol' Santa's Mad,
'Cause He Knows You've Been Bad.
What Are You Getting?
You Should Ask Your Dad.
Smack! Ow!
Do The Spank! Do The Spank!

Coal And Switches, Coal And Switches.
That's What The Bad Kids Are Gettin' This Christmas.
Coal, Cold And Hard As Your Little Heart.
Little Thin Switches, 'Cause You Know That They Smart.
Coal And Switches, Coal And Switches.

That's What You Get, You Little Sons Of Guns.
You've Done Had Your Fun, You'll Get None For Christmas.
All You'll Be Getting Is Coal And Switches.