Heather Marston – The Bald Song lyrics

Well, look who's bald!
Ya got no hair!
You're terribly bald!
I do declare!
Bald! Bald! You're very bald!
Hair! Hair! It just ain't there!
Yeah, look who's bald!
I think it's you!
Don'tcha wish ya had hair?!
I bet ya do!
But ya got no hair!
No hair at all!
Look at you fellers!
You're terribly bald!