Well, I went to a party
and what did they do?
They took off their socks
and they took off there shoes,
they took off their coats,
and they took off their pants.
I had a hunch,
they weren't gonna dance.
(Chorus)
Oh, eat-bite-fuck-suck-gobble-nibble-chew,
nipple-bosom-hairpie-fingerfuck-screw,
moose-piss, cat-pud, orangutan-tit,
sheep-pussy, camel-crack, pig and lion shit.
Awww-shit.
Awww-shit.
Chorus again; faster each time (et cetera).
Well, everybody-everybody's ass was bare,
No bras left, just a queer over there,
But the whole damn thing didn't faze me a bit.
I just jumped on the pile, and grabbed some tit.
Awww-shit.
Awww-shit.
Chorus again; faster each time (et cetera).
Purple headed, cherry poppin, tea baggin bitch
Pink puckered pun-tang lyin in a ditch
Ass plowin' pussy chowin, wife sloppin huggy
Ball lappin, s*** sword swallow, my big chubby
Awww-shit.
Awww-shit.
Chorus again; faster each time (et cetera).
She was workin two wieners with her big toes
She had one up her ass and one in her nose
She grabbed two more and stuck em in her ears
Said I'll make'm all come while I'm chuggin this beer
(Never heard this before, but I'll leave it just in case)
Well, my baby's not a sports fan,
but she plays with balls
whenever she can,
because her favourite sport you see,
is playing tonsil hockey