Rodney Carrington – Beer Run lyrics

B double E double R U N, Beer run.
B double E double R U N, Beer run.
All we need is a 10 and a 5,
Or a car and a key and a sober driver.
B double E double R U N, Beer run.

A couple of frat guys from Abilene,
Drove out all night to see Robert Earl King.
And at the K-Pig Swine and Swore Dance,
They wore baseball caps and kaki pants.

They wanted cigarettes,
So to save a little money,
They got one from this hippie that smelled kinda funny
Next thing they knew they were both really hungry,
And pretty thirsty too.

B double E double R U N, Beer run.
B double E double R U N, Beer run.
All we need is a 10 and a 5,
Or a car and a key and a sober driver.
B double E double R U N, Beer run.

Found a store with a sign said their beer was coldest,
So they sent in Brad cause he looked the oldest.
He got a case of beer and a candy bar,
Walked over to where all them registers are.

Laid his fake I.D. on the counter top,
The clerk looked, he turned, he looked back up, he stopped,
He said son, I’m not gonna call the cops,
But I’m gonna have to keep this card,
The guys both took it pretty hard.

B double E double R U N, Beer run.
B double E double R U N, Beer run.
O, how happy we would be,
Had we only brought a better fake I.D.
B double E double R U N, Beer run.

They found this other old hippie named Sleepy John,
He claimed to be the one from the Robert Earl King song.
So they gave him all their cash,
And he bought em’ some brews.
It was a beautiful day out in Santa Cruise.

They were fellin’ so good it shoulda been a crime,
The crowd was cool and the band was prime,
They made it back up front to their seats just in time,
So they could sing with all their friends.
They said “The road goes on forever and the party never ends.”

B double E double R U N, Beer run.
B double E double R U N, Beer run.
All we need is a 10 and a 5,
Or a car and a key and a sober driver.
B double E double R U N, Beer run.