
Originally Posted by
daydream
this is a joke
a guy goes to get engaged, the father of the bride says i agree but why are you chewing gum? The guy says excuse me, it was to get rid of the smell of cigarettes... Father of the bride: You smoke?... Yes, but only when i have a couple of drinks (alcohol)... You drink alcohol?... Ya every now and then when i'm gambling i like to have a drink with it... You gamble too?... Unfortunately sir its a bad habit that i learned in prison... And.. Why did you go to prison?.... I killed some guy who wouldnt let me marry his daughter... Forget about it son, congratulations