Miscellaneous (not lyrics) Arabic <-> English Translations

mvnr2... like Viva said

Originally Posted by VivaPalestina

Dont mess with the mod.

mvnr2... like Viva said

u have "ATL-holic" instead of "Moderator" in ur username, so technically u r not a moderator, so i CAN mess with u (i win again :P)

Originally Posted by mvnr2

u have "ATL-holic" instead of "Moderator" in ur username, so technically u r not a moderator, so i CAN mess with u (i win again :P)

and who are you again?

Originally Posted by VivaPalestina

I dont want from you money, I only want to check up on you and your life and your children and your wellbeing, I'll see you seen God willing.

Thank you VERY much VivaPalestina. That was very helpful. Thanks!

plz translate this mvnr:

this one too... i dunno if it about political things or not...

Originally Posted by aila

plz translate this mvnr:

the biggest lies of girls:
-I have not called credit, call me plz
-dont be shocked, but today someone want to engage with me
-you're the first guy in my life
-this r my eyes not Lenses

PS: I m not good in english

Originally Posted by aila

this one too... i dunno if it about political things or not...

mafhimtha

Originally Posted by aila

plz translate this mvnr:

Famous lies girls say:

Truly honestly you're the first guy in my life
Call me I dont have credit
No these are my real eyes not lenses
Please dont be shocked but today I'm getting (marriage) proposals

Originally Posted by aila

the doctor to his patient: I have good news for you madam
the patient: miss plz
the doctor: then it is a very bad news ***** (sorry for the word)

Originally Posted by aila

A woman once went to a doctor and he told her I have amazing news for you madam
She corrected him saying miss,
He said I have terrible news for you and your family you ***

Lol ok I can see my help is not needed here, I'm too slow

so: ansa men fadlak = miss plz? which kalema means "miss"?

Originally Posted by aila

so: ansa men fadlak = miss plz? which kalema means "miss"?

ansa = miss
mn fadlak = please

Originally Posted by aila

when a girl get married her friends r like
congratulation happy for you
congratulations you deserve it
glaaaaaaad for u
u get married good for u ur strong

when a guy get marride his friends r like
we canr be friend anymore
what my friend why did u do that
is hard i know how u feel
i tell u be careful
u was such good friend

Originally Posted by aila

this one too... i dunno if it about political things or not...

it means "once upon a time, i was walking in the street and 5 bullies came to me and they wanted to kill me, i screamed in a loud voice "wa nakhnookhaaaaaaaaah" and Nakhnookh showed up and killed them all and saved me from the evil gang"

Originally Posted by aila

here's the translation:

"خاروف العيد"
"the sheep of the feast/eid"

the translation of what the speech balloon says is "120 liras, ***? easy, i swear i'm gonna get them out of ur skin, i swear i'm gonna wear out ur hair, i swear i'm gonna drink from ur blood, i swear u r not gonna stay in the refrigerator for a single day, and ur bones r gonna be lentil soup, and ur horns r gonna be car accessories, easy, just give me 1 week"

(*** is a swear word)
(the underlined part is a famous expression in Arabic that means "i'll get/punish u for this", so it's not meant literally)