واحد
راح يخطب فا ابو العروسة قالو انا موافق بس انت بتاكل لبان ليه .... قالو
معلش عشان اضيع ريحت السجاير ... ابو العروسة : انت بتشرب سجاير ؟ ... اه
لما بكون بشرب كاسين كده .. انت بتشرب خمرة ؟ ... اه كل فين و فين لما
بلعب قمار بشرب خمرة معاه .... انت بتلعب قمار كمان ؟... بعيد عنك يا عمي
عادة زباله اتعلمتها في السجن ؟.. و... ......دخلتو ليه ده ؟ ... اصلي قتلت واحد مرضيش يجوزني بتو .. خلاص يابني علي بركة الله

طب هو معرفيش بنات خالص الحمد لله طلع شاب كويس

Originally Posted by red_rose

طب هو معرفيش بنات خالص الحمد لله طلع شاب كويس

Ok he doesn't know any girls at all Thank God he's a good guy

Originally Posted by red_rose

واحد
راح يخطب فا ابو العروسة قالو انا موافق بس انت بتاكل لبان ليه .... قالو
معلش عشان اضيع ريحت السجاير ... ابو العروسة : انت بتشرب سجاير ؟ ... اه
لما بكون بشرب كاسين كده .. انت بتشرب خمرة ؟ ... اه كل فين و فين لما
بلعب قمار بشرب خمرة معاه .... انت بتلعب قمار كمان ؟... بعيد عنك يا عمي
عادة زباله اتعلمتها في السجن ؟.. و... ......دخلتو ليه ده ؟ ... اصلي قتلت واحد مرضيش يجوزني بتو .. خلاص يابني علي بركة الله

This is a joke

A guy goes to get engaged, the father of the bride says I agree but why are you chewing gum? The guy says excuse me, it was to get rid of the smell of cigarettes... Father of the bride: you smoke?... Yes, but only when I have a couple of drinks (alcohol)... you drink alcohol?... ya every now and then when I'm gambling I like to have a drink with it... you gamble too?... Unfortunately sir its a bad habit that I learned in prison... and.. why did you go to prison?.... I killed some guy who wouldnt let me marry his daughter... forget about it son, congratulations

LOL ya warde, love the joke

نامي يا عصفورة
نام يا عصفور

first is fem
second is masc? is that difference?

Si

Originally Posted by VivaPalestina

Si

u trilingual?

Originally Posted by red_rose

u trilingual?

Oui

Lol I wish querida, but I can always dream cant I? I want to learn EVERYTHING!!!

main aap si pyar karti hon. Oh wait thats urdu not bengali. Oh well

Originally Posted by daydream

this is a joke

a guy goes to get engaged, the father of the bride says i agree but why are you chewing gum? The guy says excuse me, it was to get rid of the smell of cigarettes... Father of the bride: You smoke?... Yes, but only when i have a couple of drinks (alcohol)... You drink alcohol?... Ya every now and then when i'm gambling i like to have a drink with it... You gamble too?... Unfortunately sir its a bad habit that i learned in prison... And.. Why did you go to prison?.... I killed some guy who wouldnt let me marry his daughter... Forget about it son, congratulations

rofl :d:d:d xd

hiii everybody plz can u help me for this :

- badde odhak 3leike

and this in lebanese dialect

- you talk like that, and you don't wait to see me, you're not patient, sometimes for the problems solves it takes a lot of patience

thankss ktir in advance

Originally Posted by marjo1988

hiii everybody plz can u help me for this :

- badde odhak 3leike

and this in lebanese dialect

- you talk like that, and you don't wait to see me, you're not patient, sometimes for the problems solves it takes a lot of patience

thankss ktir in advance

Marjo-

-I want to joke at you

-Ibti7ki hayk o mabtintor latshofni, ma3indak sabr, a7yanan tan7il ilmishekle bidha sabr ikteer

hello all what's the plural of ye5aliha elkom ( ye5aliha must be for 2 people not for one)

and this in Pal dialect: when did u gave birth to them

maybe they have to go back , they said it's save to live there now

thanks in advance

Originally Posted by VivaPalestina

Marjo-

-I want to joke at you

-Ibti7ki hayk o mabtintor latshofni, ma3indak sabr, a7yanan tan7il ilmishekle bidha sabr ikteer

thanksss vivapalestina mwhaaaa

Any time Marjo!

Originally Posted by najla

hello all what's the plural of ye5aliha elkom ( ye5aliha must be for 2 people not for one)

and this in Pal dialect: when did u gave birth to them

maybe they have to go back , they said it's save to live there now

thanks in advance

Whos the plural? The people we're 5aliy-ing or the the people who have what needs to 5aly-ed Haha and that made no sense.

- Allah iy5alilkom iyaha

-Amtan iwlidtiyon?

-Yimken lazem yirja3o, 2alo sar aman il3ayshe ihnak hala2

translation please:

bas meen ba2a elly beytargemlik el kalam dah?

Originally Posted by Zahra2008

translation please:

bas meen ba2a elly beytargemlik el kalam dah?

Guilty as charged

Lol it says who's the one thats translating all of this?

Originally Posted by VivaPalestina

Guilty as charged

Lol it says who's the one thats translating all of this?

hahahaha.. he wanted to know???... coz I answer him in arabic, but sometimes he said words that I still dont know.. thanxs sweetie!

Originally Posted by Zahra2008

hahahaha.. he wanted to know???... coz I answer him in arabic, but sometimes he said words that I still dont know.. thanxs sweetie!

Lol dont tell him your secret Be like I know more than you think!

Say ma5asak, 3indi toro2 si7riye

Plese translate this words :
Pot
carpet
apron
beginning
current (electric)
power cut
from this
eat
interesting
wood
umbrella
round
evil
long-short
ready
monthly season ticket
Thank you!!!!!