Could anyone help with the lyrics for this great old Lebanese song by Philemon Wehbe?

Here is the link to the YouTube video: https://youtu.be/G022rUCQ43M - it's a wonderful live performance from 1976, really funny and worth checking out!!

I'd love to get the Arabic lyrics plus English translation, but just the Arabic would be fine, too. Thanks sooooo much in advance!

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i would like these lyrics too. Philemon Wehbe must have a big feline fanbase!