Lebanese-English translation for a one-act play

Does someone know what this means?

A-
hi sassi

B-
chou ma baddick teb3ateh sourtik

A-
lech enta talabet soura

B-
eh talabet soura fiha kel el 7ala el tabi3eh

A-
eh gale wtalabak r5is

B-
eh khalikeh 3am ted/akah

A-
merci

B-
ok ana naterik halla2 teb3atiha
3ala e-mail

A-
lech el cheri te3itak ma 3enda jamel tabi3e?

A- Hi Sassi
B- What, dont you want to send me a picture?
A- Why did you ask for one?
B- Yes I asked for a picture full of natural beauty
A - Dear (to me) and your request is cheap (i.e Ill do it)
B - Yeah stay --- (teda7aki - smiling)
A- Merci
B -Ok Im waiting for you to send it by e-mail
A- Why, your cheri (loved one) doesnt have natural beauty?

Here you go

Very helpful, thanks!